Knob

An event that is better than the others occurring at the same time. If something is THE knob it is the ultimate event, unable to be matched by any event at any time.

Joe’s party is going to be a knob! Everyone will be there! It won’t be as good as Emily’s party though. That party was the knob.

by N0W Y0U KN0W November 22, 2018

Knob slobbery

The act of unwillingly having a sticky wet mess left behind on your genitals after receiving oral sex. Most often perpetrated by a partner that uses too much slop and refuses to swallow. Also refers to the drool puddles left running down your sack and ass crack by said perpetrators.

" i thought she would have a pro head game, but left me a victim of knob slobbery"

by Yupsidid October 1, 2017

Cunt knob

A pussy with an enlarged clitoris that has the appearance of the tip of a penis. Also used colloquially to describe people that confuse and amaze you simultaneously.

Wow I what a cunt knob best of both worlds I’m sure you have a lot of fun with that!

by Tidsyyew!! May 14, 2025

Cob Knob

The handles inserted into corn cobs when eating corn on the cob.

Hey, can you please pass the salt, the butter, and don't forget the cob knobs.

by Chachi Comachi May 18, 2020

Knob

Knob, first class Dickhead,

Hey Tony, your a knob
Come on Luke, I am not that bad, I am a good bloke.
Are you sure Tony? You are a first class Knob

by Luke1969 October 17, 2018

Knob shandy

A person who acts like a dick whilst jumping around in a flap(mood).

Stop acting like a knob shandy

by Flipflop83 July 26, 2021

knob gnawer

One who bites or chews or toothstabs during fellatio.

Ricky had to be rushed to the e.r. last night-----turns out his fresh squeeze is a knob gnawer.

by Moby Doug July 19, 2009