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Knobbly Penis

1. The first side effect of Genital Herpes

2. Small spots caused by the build up of smegma under the forskin and around the bell

3. Someone unlike and disrespected for some reason or another!
1. Oh dear, sleeping with sally has given me a knobbly penis

2. i had better take a really good shower, hopefully i can wash away my knobbly penis

3. That guys a knobbly penis, he touched my ass!
by Johno January 15, 2004
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Knob

The incorrect way of writing the word "Nob" There is no K when you say it so why waste your time writing it... meaning:
- Penis
- Word used to describe an idiot
- Word used to describe getting jiggy with it (Will Smith style)
Gemma is such a Knob doesn't she realise it would be easier just to spell it Nob!
by PaulFdly November 15, 2010
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suicide knob

A knob attached to the rim of a steering wheel that enables a driver to turn the wheel by moving the knob. Very common in the late 1940s and through the 1950s. Illegal in most places since then. Also called a nigger knob.
Ermal has a suicide knob on the steering wheel of his Case tractor. He decided to put one on the wheel of his Pontiac, too, so he could spoon with Ida Mae while he drives.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 22, 2007
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knob

"You're such a knob!!"
by Billy February 4, 2005
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Knob Gobbler

A Knob Gobbler is a term used to describe a woman whose main goal in life is to receive as much "Knob" as possible per day. The average amount of "Knob" per day for a professional Knob Gobbler is about 5, any less is a travesty. Normally a Knob Gobbler would take it in the mouth but the arse is often accepted as a valid mean of Gobbling.
Joe: You see that girl over there? She noshed me right off the other day, TOTAL KNOB GOBBLER!
by Electic_Potato March 9, 2014
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Knob

An ignorant person who believes any damn thing they hear.

Especially if it contradicts Logic and Reason.

The stupider the better for Knobs.
Sheela: How can I turn myself into a Mermaid?

Me: You are a Knob. There is no such thing as Mermaids.

Sheela: I am going to report you to Yahoo Answers because you made me a sad Knob-Ho.
by Knob Killer October 6, 2008
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knobshank

The length of a penis minus the bellend.
Colin Wilkinson of Plymouth is a knobshank.
by Jimmybay May 31, 2003
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