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Jake

Jake is a Jewish name commonly used to name a baby boy. Dating a Jake is the worst thing you can do ladies, moral of the story don’t date a Jake because he might be an a hole who’s gonna ask for pictures.
“Stacy, my boyfriend Jake just asked for pictures
by Margot🤷‍♀️ November 22, 2022
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Jake is that one guy who will have one singular friend and become the best friend ever known to mankind to that one friend and become a painfully average guy to everyone else.
Jake Being Painfully Average: “Hey.”

Random Guy: “Hey.”
by Not Id10t November 23, 2022
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Some next shitter at valorant cant aim to save his life
shit = jake
by Jake. t November 25, 2022
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7 inch dick typa nick strong asf gets all the women best human in the world superior to everyone else also has the power to tickle a bunny rabbit up to 70 inches away with mind control bursting it into pieces why your mother wets her pants on how sexy he is
Lesser human “wow is that Jake I wish I was him”

Everyone in the human race “we know bud, did you also hear he’s sex Jesus bro ?”
by FactualHuman69420 December 2, 2022
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Jake is a boy who is deeply madly truly in love with a certain fiery red-head who looks like Ginny from Harry Potter
Person: “Hey did u see that jake”
Person: “Yeah he loves that Ginny girl”
by Twilightfan4life December 9, 2022
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the cutest guy on earth who is hilarious sweet and SHORT HAHAHA. he would be your best friend but your worst enemy if ur mean to him or his friends, but hes loyal and dedicated and always up for a good time. he would do stupid stuff like claim he has 0 rizz when in reality he has the most anyone could have. u go jake
“why is jake so cute STOP”
“idk but to me he looks like a troll doll
by sneakerswish200 January 27, 2023
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green bean
sometimes eats metal gears
on that nitro 24/7
a i r s o f t

lemmy award winner
"jake is the coolest person."
"yeah he's always on that nitro."
by BritishAlmond February 21, 2023
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