Justin Bieber

A rabbit-like little creature with no genitals and a cracking screechy voice that kills all who hear it.

"What's that noise?!"
"I think it's a Justin Bieber.. Let's put it out of its misery"

by MasterOfBation[TeeHee] April 24, 2010

Justin Beiber

The biggest faggot of all time. He single-handily destroyed the music career. This kid will never go through puberty. All of his songs he talks about love. Hes 15, but he looks like hes 5.

Who's that chick on the radio? I think its Justin Beiber. Oh that chicks ugly as a dead cat!

by SlimTyler May 7, 2010

justin bieber

A disgusting excuse for a musician, whose fans consist of virgin girls who know absolutely nothing of life. this boy thinks he's friends with all the "hot rap singers" (Usher), and sings of love as if he's actually fucking experienced it. he seems 14,and sounds like a girl. and now, he has the nerve to star in a movie... about himself! how absolutely rediculous. as if his life was the least bit interesting or worth talking about.

virgin tween 1: omg, i hella need to see the new justin bieber movie! im like sooo excited. i wonder if he'll be like...there... watching the movie too. like in the theatre!

virgin girl 2: omg that would be so cute lol! nd he would be like "ayy shawty wanna kiss?" omg i wish.

by kimchi skins January 1, 2011

Justin Beiber

Some "guy" (I use that term loosely) who went from being virtually unknown in Jan-Feb 2010 to suddenly being a rival to Frankenstein-like stem cell creations known as the Jonas Brothers in terms of popularity with the 11-14 year old female tween demographic.

I heard a whiny girl singing whitewashed R&B, only to find out, it was the faulty laboratory experiment himself, Justin Beiber.

by King of Jellybeans April 13, 2010

justin bieber

1. living breathing cancer.

2.A type of gender disorder.

3.A big part of the problems in todays world.

4.A extremley offensive thing to the gay cummonity.

5.A 16 year old singer.

6.A relative of kermit the frog.

7.A singer who cried over a video by rucka rucka ali.

8.A average looking kid who got singed on his knees.

9.hip hops worst nightmare.

10.A reason why girls fingers begin to puss.

1.11 year old girl:I think i have "bieber fever"

Doctor:you got two weeks to live.

2.skater 1:dude my penis has gone inside me.

skater 2:Oh my god youve got the bieber disorder.

3.obama:today terrorist's revealed if bieber remains on youtube the retalation will be extreme.

4.boy george:I wish people will stop saying bieber is gay.It makes us as people look bad.

5.youtube views on baby talk about O.T.T

6.Jim hensins secret muppet was stolen.

7.justin bieber:He made a vid of me, ME the single biggest cock in the world.MUUUUUM!

8.teenage girl:wow bieber is hot.
average man:the kid looks like a starved panda sort your head out.

9.rap fan:i can't live with this crap on the billboards.

10.teenage girl:o just been sat in doors watching a little bieber.

teenage boy:(sniffs) awwww i can tell.

by happy gillmore 23 January 2, 2011

Justin Bieber

A beautiful 16 year old boy. Who is so strong to deal with all these faggot haters. He has so much talent and every one who doesn't like him should probably hop off his dick. If you hate him get back to your life and stop being jealous of his beauty, talent, sweetness and everything. He is perfectly perfect<3

I love Justin Bieber!

by fuckingdonkeys August 30, 2010

Justin Bieber

J.B. joke:
3 guys are in a cafe
The first guy says "I have the smallest arm in the world"
The second guy says "I have the smallest head in the world"
The third guy says "I have the smallest dick in the world"
They all go to the Guinness Book of World records
The first guy comes back and says I really do have the smallest arm in the world
The second guy comes back and says I really do have the smallest head in the world
The third guy comes back and says WHO THE F*** IS JUSTIN BIEBER!!!

Boy: My dick is so small man.
Justin Bieber: Don't worry man, you can't even see my dick.

by Rogers25 February 22, 2011