Zap hammer

T shaped machine gun, usually an uzi or mac
Zap is also used for short

I'm in the cadillac smashing with the zap hammer on my lap, that what i call car insurance.

Zap hammer by Jizzo Fortanel July 20, 2009

Moon Hammer 

A wooden hammer invented by Al Gore in the mid 1800s (shortly after inventing the internet), and intended for crushing moon rocks to release their telekinetic crystals. The hammer is identified by a megaphonesque shaped head and bulbous handle, and made completely out of White Pine, which is impervious to the moon rocks' forcefield. While Al Gore never was able to conclusively prove that the hammer functioned as intended, he has long used it to "bust cabinet members balls," and claims it is the original Gavel of Justice.

Don't make me break out my Moon Hammer.

Moon Hammer by YouKnowItBe T February 18, 2010

Black Hammer 

Nick named used for your man when he WORKS HARD
A man that works hard for his family but works even harder when he's making love to his woman..
Knick name used when your man is glued to his video game after a hard days work...
Knick name used when

ITS MR. NAAAASTY TIME!!!

I want to play with

BLACK HAMMER tonight baby!

Black Hammer by Mrs.Hammer December 20, 2016

hit the hammer 

verb; to masturbate, there are a billion other ways to say this, some of the more creative ones:

dick it

hand fuck

prioritize

etc.

Girl 1: Oh my god! I hooked up with Jerry!!!

Girl 2: Ewww, i heard he used to hit the hammer like three times a day

hit the hammer by expresstrain December 19, 2006

The romanian hammer 

The act or acts of punishing a young Romanian prostitute with fierce hammering blows to the groin. Usually perpetrated by a young white male tourist featuring a prominent bald spot.

The Romanian hammer Amsterdam 2006

The romanian hammer by Long Beach Raider March 28, 2009

drop the hammer 

Using your wand of love in an agressive manner.

Really drop the hammer on the next girl you screw!

drop the hammer by deltron April 27, 2004

3 guys 1 hammer 

A video of two Ukrainian men who are hitting an innocent man in the face with a hammer until he dies. They also poke in his stomach with an icepick.

Have you seen 3 guys 1 hammer? That shit is disgusting!

3 guys 1 hammer by Potato_King May 14, 2016