Gassim

Verb
Falling in love with a girl after she slaps him because he told her she was average looking.

Man, that guy just Gassimed me.

by HyoRocksMyBedAllNightLong September 20, 2010

grass

a neighborhood kid who comes into your house uninvited and creeps everyone out. Also, a kid who drinks alot of alcohol and passes out, making people think he is dead.

Grass you are fucking annoying!

by Rob June 13, 2004

Grass

noun, crude:
-the pubic hair found on the frontal pubic region of a man.

Sentence form: Bobby gave himself a porno trim before his hot date so that his grass would not tickle her ass"

by Websters-II March 16, 2005

Grasses

A name pertaining to someone who wears glasses and is an extremely sexy badass. He may seem shy at first but once you get to know him he'll be your best friend. No woman can resist his body or his glamorous hair style. To top it off he is very humorous and can make anybody laugh. Grasses has superb talent and knowledge and it is said he created the universe in which we live in. One day all will bow down to him.

Girl 1: Hey you know Grasses? He's soooo freaking hot.

Girl 2: I know right!? I love him sososo much.

Girl 3: Back off he's mine!

Boy: What a sexy beast....

by Super Secret Admirer October 9, 2012

four headed grass accident

Something spectacularly silly and sublimely expressive of the comical futility of human existence. Like a four headed baby conceived between a couple who couldn't even recognise one another because the grass was too tall (or they had smoked too much of it). An utter disaster.

Little Downs-Syndrome Pepita here is Marcia's little four headed grass accident.

His thirtieth birthday party was a four headed grass accident.

by Fearman February 14, 2008

Grassiji

Grassijis are ultimate pussys made from the accumulation of all the weakest genetics from history, and they are massive Incels and a probable genetic dead ends. Whilst they are smart and get good exam results, they are constantly rejected by complete munters, and have been known to be rejected by the same girl several times without ever learning their lessons (that girls don't dig em). The 'Grass' part of the term is due to the fact that Grassijis often tell the teachers on others for calling them names or making fun of them online. Grassijis are the natural enemies to {MattNs due to the fact that they are polar opposites. MattN)s are ChadPreets but Grassijis are eternal virgins. MattNs are popular but Grassijis are not. MattNs are hard, but Grassijis are very weak and fragile, and have been known to cry after being slapped, or even something as mild as being called gay. Grassijis are prone to lashing out at random moments, even though they don't have the strength to actually cause pain to the recipient of their outburst. It has been known that Grassijis have attacked people but ended up on the floor within a few seconds of swinging at their opponent, making them look like nobs to their surrounding peers, causing them to be alienated.

Random guy 1: Holy cow, look at that virgin having a tantrum
Random guy 2: It seems that he is on the blob
Random guy 1: Probs, but it could just be that he was rejected. For the 5th time by the same girl!
Random guy 1: Geez, I've seen him get slapped before and he cried lol
Random guy 2: For a 15 year old, he is acting 14 years too young
Grassiji: Stop making fun of me! I'm going to tell the teacher and then go home and play E sports because I am an athlete!
Random guy 1: Oh shut up you Grassiji!

by Phil Mi Groin December 7, 2018

grass eater

a slur typically used against native americans because colonizers thought that they only ate plants and used it as an insult

get out of here grass eater, we’re taking your land

by Mayella Neighze May 27, 2019