Goober

A person having ricockulous homeliness and a tendancy towards redneck demeanor, activities, and intellect.

That snaggle-toothed, retarded looking, redneck Clint is such a fucking Goober.

by FagBoy July 7, 2005

gone

another word for please! mainly used in northern ireland

"gone" would you hand me over that glass

by x anne x March 22, 2008

Goiner

A random term that may appear while slamming your fists down repeatedly on the keyboard.

Me: ncsoajgoinernckosafcowm

Other: wow, way to goiner!!

by C. Falcon June 11, 2008

Goober-Weasel

1. One who acts like Eric Davidson

2. A person who is obsessed with goobers (wieners). They weasel their way into goobers

Dude you are soooo gay... what a goober-weasel

by bROCK13 February 6, 2010

Über Goober

Similar to Alpha Geek and uber geek, but specifically referring to someone who games excessively, or is focused on gaming, moreso even than other gamers around them. The person in a gaming circle who puts the most time and effort into the game or preparing for the game, regardless of whether or not they have a life outside it, although, that is usually true to carry the title as a compliment and not something more derogatory. Generally this refers more to people who play pen and paper RPGs or LARPs or miniatures rather than computer gamers.

You painted 257 miniatures in one night? Truly you are the Über Goober.

by I'm A Unicorn September 8, 2005

Goober

verb. An alternate take on the word goober; to goober- to actually laugh out loud while having a conversation with someone while conversing through texts or instant messages, where the other person's voice is not heard.

When you sent me that text in Biochem I goobered really badly. Everyone looked at me like I was a wierdo.

by Jojo Bobinson March 31, 2010

goober smoocher

some one who french kisses buttholes

that mike skaggs gets freaky i heard he once goober smooched some guy, wow what a goober smoocher.

by uberdonuts February 19, 2011