gobermato

a word that means abousolutly nothing, and is the coolest word on the planet

a gobermato is a thing that you thorw at people named chris.

by Annie Woodruff June 18, 2008

The Great Gober Dina

A person who recites the Ten Commandments backwards in German while throwing up a blue dog toy from Albertsons in Canada right below the opposing partner's genitals. And after, proceed to take a great, steaming shit all over the partner's pet while singing Cape Town Races in swing tempo of 169.734643 Bpm EXACTLY. This can only be done once in every universal timeline, and the one who does it gets fucking died.

Man, ever heard of the legendary act of The Great Gober Dina? you'd be a legend if you accomplish that. That would be something to cross off my bucket list before I decide to get married.

by sexy hexy II October 9, 2022

goobers

a less blasphomous way for saying god. mostly used by wanabe n00bs

"oh my goobers" instead of "oh my god"

by deanofantastico December 9, 2007

Globers

It's a thing that comes out of the wiener when the player gets a pentakill on League of Legends.

OMG I JUST GOT A PENTA!!! I THINK SOME GLOBERS CAME OUT!!!

by The Trojan King April 8, 2013

Glober

An annoying rich person who travels around the globe and often brags about it. Can be refferal to a mainly rich and snooty person.

God, Tiffany's family is so rich, she is such a glober, talking about stupid italy ALL the TIME!!!

by Tamar S. August 3, 2007

Glober

A derogatory term for human faeces. Also refers to shit, shite, poo, dump and crap.

Ewan....Dude... you smell of glober

by LTPS1888 November 6, 2010

goobersmooch

A kiss on the eye; A peck on the eye

Guy: "Im very sad"

Girl: "Looks like someone needs a goobersmooch!"

by xx_a_beautiful_mistake_xx November 18, 2007