Rob Ford Drunk 

adj. being in an extreme state of inebriation. Made famous by Toronto mayor Rob Ford's 2013 confession of having smoked crack while in a drunken stupour at some point the previous year.

1. I did have a number of drinks but I didn't get Rob Ford drunk.
2. FML!! I'm getting Rob Ford drunk tonight!
3. Did you see that guy strip naked and shoot heroin into his balls in the middle of the highway? I think he was Rob Ford drunk.

Rob Ford Drunk by NixonAddict November 13, 2013

spinny drunk 

When someone gets twisted from having too many cold ones and get super "spinny."

This state of drunkenness occurs most frequently with sorority girls and beer sluts.

Kaitlyn: I wanna get faded.

Harper: like, totally.

Kaitlyn: glug, glug, glug, glug, glug. (Does five jaeger bombs in a row). Wow. I'm spinny drunk.

Harper: lets go to Cody's house.

Kaitlyn: (falls to the floor).

spinny drunk by jrubadubee May 1, 2010

Cum drunk 

The word that describes post orgasm clarity/ delusion. After sex you tend to say and do things you wouldn’t under normal conditions. The confession of love or a sudden burst of energy are common.

“ I can’t believe that Sam admitted she loved me”
“ she doesn’t love you homie. You don’t have a car or a job, girl was cum drunk”

Cum drunk by Unadulterated sàvägery May 30, 2021

Business Drunk 

biz-nis druhngk (-adj.)

1. Being intoxicated in a professional setting with the goal of improved networking, or creating an environment conducive to closing deals; usually achieved through the use of expense accounts and open bars.

2. A true test of business prowess, as these goals must be achieved through, and in spite of the wide availability of top shelf alcohol.

"Boy, I just can't seem to get any traction with this new client!"
"Well, let's invite him to the Four Seasons on Friday and get business drunk!"

"Did you hear how Rachel ended up exposing her breasts to that client at the Four Seasons?"
"Pshh...what a novice, doesn't even know how to stay business drunk."

Business Drunk by Arloc December 9, 2009

11 drunk guys 

11 Drunk Guys is a group of youtubers who play mainly horror games. They are best known for 11 Drunk Guys Play Slenderman, no they are not YouTube partners but if your looking for a good laugh search them up.

"DON'T GO RIGHT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT FUCK"

"I don't think so Mr. Slender I'm a rapist"

"WHO GOES TO THE PARK AT NIGHT AND DOESN'T BRING A WEAPON?! What kind of park is safe at night?"

YouTube Pewdiepie Janoskians Cryaotic 11 Drunk Guys

11 drunk guys by Cryaotic's girl February 6, 2014

milk-drunk 

- adjective

1. the state in which a baby's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of breast milk. This occurs right after a baby breastfeeds.

2. state of being after a really huge meal.

Baby Charlie was so milk-drunk, he couldn't keep his eye's open but he had this huge smile that wouldn't go away.

milk-drunk by Min-D-Moo March 5, 2009

Couch Drunk 

The process of becoming intoxicated at a party while remaining within the confines of a couch. The couch does one of two things; the first is that it enhances and disguises the level of intoxication until one gets up to go to the bathroom, to break the seal (not recommended), and the true level of drunkenness is exposed.

The second and perhaps the most useful aspect of being couch drunk is the way girls view you. As opposed to being that creeper dude trying to fuck anything that moves (skaggs), you simply display yourself as one who does not care about anything. especially bitches. That act of ignoring is the very thing that draws them in.

-MC
-BRONX

"Yo What you doing tonight" "Shit just headed over to the house getting mad couch drunk" "word"

"ay is your girl coming out with you tonight?" "na man just looking to get real couch drunk"

Couch Drunk by TCPcouchdrunkcrew August 31, 2011