Names in Urban Dictionary

People who have such a large goddamn egos, that they jerk themselves to the fucking point that they right Urban Dictionary definitions for their name, only to than screenshot it and send it to a friend.

"All the Names in Urban Dictionary are so acurate"
".... Your fucking r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d"

by BigFactsMan November 2, 2018

Smell yo dick

(v.) 1. to call into question another's fidelity 2. an investigative method using the olfactory system to determine if a boyfriend has been with another woman

Girlfriend: "Where you been? You know what time it is, fool?"

Boyfriend: "Chill, I was out with the fellas!"

Girlfriend: "Ah-uh, fool! You were out with bitches, weren't you? Let me smell yo dick!"

by Noam Chumpsky April 27, 2008

7 inch dick

when your dick is to big enough to touch your asshole

talk to me when your 7 inch dick fucks yourself

by small penis disorder12 April 15, 2017

A dick

Justin Bieber

Justin bieber is a dick to his fans.

by Upsyndrome 6969 August 17, 2016

Tricky Dick

Originally a nickname used to refer to former U.S. President Richard Nixon. It was actually coined by Democratic politician Helen Gahagan Douglas during the 1950 U.S. Senate race in California because of Nixon's usage of dirty tricks to gain an advantage. It's often incorrectly assumed that the nickname was invented because of Nixon's involvement in the Watergate Scandal, when in reality the scandal was just another instance of him being the Tricky Dick that we know and love.

Sometimes the name is reused in reference to Vice President Dick Cheney for no particular reason.

Also, a very thing to call anybody who prefers to be known as Richard, Dick, or Dickie (in which case the name can become Tricky Dickie).

That Tricky Dick spread all sorts of slander about me in the 1950 Senate race!

by lovesmesumcake October 12, 2008

dicking around

Wasting time, not being productive.

"Hurry up, we're going to be late. Stop dicking around and get ready."

by Ku-be-yaa October 30, 2003

dick in a box

What to get that special lady in your life for Christmas. It's not a diamond ring, it's not a fancy car, and it's not a house in the hills. It's a dick in a box.

Step 1: cut a hole in a box
Step 2: put your junk in that box
Step 3: make her open the box

girl: i can't wait to see what you got me for christmas
guy: me either
girl: is it what i've always wanted?
guy: yup
girl: ok i'm ready
guy: merry christmas
girl: what is it?
guy: it's a dick in a box

by caffeine21 December 23, 2006