fraud doctor

a person that is imaginary and should be karate choped or kicked if they come near you

The fraud doctor pinched the guy joe dio which resulted in him karate chopping the fraud doctor to the ground.

by ray giller April 5, 2008

Oral Doctor Special

A female patient is in the dentist's office, and your dental hygienist is a very hefty older man and he begins to clean out your mouth with whale sperm, resulting in a half whale half human baby with a severely enlarged left testicle and unsually wide anal gap, in which a baseball bat was suitable for pleasure.

I was looking forward to getting rid of my bad breath germs, but i ended up recieving an oral doctor special.

by Derrick Is Da Man June 15, 2009

Hair Doctor

The guy 'doctor that does hair transplants in florida

the guy from the news Dr Dienno

I thought it was BS but it works hair doctor

by Patient happy March 14, 2010

self-doctor

drug addicts. who syringe them selves.

where's max? hes self-doctoring :)

by rukkestop July 20, 2010

Columbian Doctor

A Columbian Doctor is an individual who leads the physical process of creating cocaine. A drug scientist.

Tyler: "Whoa dude, did you see the news last night? They busted up a huge cocaine ring down south and even caught a couple Columbian Doctors that were heading up the operations!"

Ben: "Wait, what?"

Tyler: "Drug scientists, you know, right?"

by TRPooper September 4, 2011

Reverend Doctor Fletcher Shmoove

1)A half Asian, half White male who doesn't mind doing whatever he wants. Also a Reverend Doctor Fletcher Shmoove uses phrases similar to "Fuck You!", "What are you, stupid?", or "God...damn."

2)Writer of the song "Toby (I'm So Sorry)"

1) Tyler: Yo Reverend Doctor Fletcher Shmoove, you're Asian, right"
Reverend Doctor Fletcher Shmoove: What are you, stupid?

2) Reverend Doctor Fletcher Shmoove- "Toby, I am so sorry. And Jahlani, is sitting next to yoooooooouu."

by Brotha Moses October 11, 2011

Shit Doctor

A Plumber who unblocks sewage pipes.

"Oh no, the toilet is blocked. Quick, call the Shit Doctor!"

by Builder April 22, 2012