Cardboard Date

A life-size cardboard cut-out of someone you fancy but have never managed to date, which you bring along on double-dates and other social events.

She brought her swimmer cardboard date to the bar reccy last night... very handsome, shame they both turned soggy so quickly.

by jenny the regifter April 18, 2010

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Text Date

To date somebody just by texting

Yepp our first date was a text date we can't afford to go on a real date so we just text each other and had Sext after

by Not2btrusted October 2, 2012

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A missionary dater is one of a religious faith, commonly Christianity, dating a person with differing beliefs (or commonly no beliefs at all), for the purpose of changing that person's beliefs or religion.

Carrie: There are far too many guys out there that don't have my same belief system so I shun them. But aren't I called to spread the good news..? *sigh* Life's busy and time too precious to waste it dating a nonbeliever...
Casey: "Heckkk no. I ain't no missionary dater!"

by K-Howard November 22, 2015

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Dakota Daredevil

A title few men hold. In order to achieve it, one must put a condom on inside out and hope to God it doesn’t break during the sex that ensues

I can proudly say that I am a Dakota Daredevil. Unfortunately, I'm also a father of triplets.

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

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tesla date

When either you or the person you’re out on a date with owns/ rents a Tesla and you push the front chairs all the way forward, and the back chairs down, then you put an air mattress in the car and proceed to Netflix and chill in the car.

“I really wanna go on a Tesla date with someone”

by NGCANL January 11, 2020

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