confuddled

a mix of confused and befuddled

'your talking so fast i'm confuddled'

by rosie December 15, 2004

confederate flag

1.) A historical symbol related to the Civil War
2.) Symbol of Southern Pride
3.) Symbol of the Redneck culture
4.) Symbol of White Supremacy

5.) Symbol used by white-trash adults who never grew out of the "edgy rebel" phase that most of us left behind in high school

Grown Man Who Works at McDonald's: "Hey everyone, I'm getting the Confederate flag tattooed on my arm, because I don't care what anyone thinks of me!"

(Everyone ignores him)

Grown Man Who Works at McDonald's: "I said, I'm getting a Confederate flag tattoo, 'cuz I don't care what y'all think of me!"

(Still being ignored)

Grown Man Who Works At McDonald's: "I'll bet a lot of you black folk are really offended by that!"

Black Person: (Ignores him)

Grown Man Who Works at McDonald's: "I'M A REBEL! I wear this flag for FREEDOM!"

Marine With American Flag Tattoo: "Oh really. "

by The Chickens Are Revolting December 15, 2014

confront

Another more polite way of saying to fuking bring it

i'm gonna confront her and beat her see step up

by ~*~Lil J~*~ April 9, 2005

Confuzzle

Confused. Plain and simple.

I'm confuzzled.

or

I don't get it.

by Brieness April 25, 2007

Articles of Confederation

A time period starting at 1777 to 1787 were the United States had no idea what the fuck they were doing.

Citizen #1:"So, we've finally seperated from England, now what?"
Citizen#2"We do whatever the hell we want till someone figures out what the hell they're doing. Till then, no taxes!"
Citizen #1:"God bless this shitty system called the Articles of Confederation!"

by gabz0rz November 24, 2010

conformist

Everyone. Everyone is conformist. Even you and I. No one can be themselves in this gay labeling world. WE ARE ALL CONFORMISTS IF YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!

Were all conformists on this gay planet made of water and land. -Me.

by SpookyOne August 23, 2004

conflustered

To be confused to the point where your sentences are made of actual words but lack any consistent point whatsoever.

then i got so conflustered that i messed up my entire speech and the whole class laughed at me.

by CCdances August 26, 2004