Koala Crap Potato 

The best potato type in the universe

Only J is a Koala Crap Potato

Koala Crap Potato by Nujra October 6, 2020

Catapult crap 

Leaning far forward off the toilet then proceeding to let your shit fly right into the bowl

Grab your phone it’s time for a catapult crap

Catapult crap by Annonomous3221 May 25, 2021

tactical crap 

when you shit to confuse your attack

person A. i won via a tactical crap

person B: good

tactical crap by chris_luva February 2, 2022

Christmas crap 

Christmas stuff in general: decorations, wrapping paper, ornaments, and so on.

Take all that Christmas crap back to the basement!

Christmas crap by Tiernan47 August 5, 2022

pick-up-yo-crap-fairy

A nameless person who always seems to pick up your messes/crap when they find it.

Example 1.
Parent 1: "Go clean your room! I'm not your pick-up-yo-crap-fairy!"
Example 2.
Parent 2: "Well I see the pick-up-yo-crap-fairy came today..."

pick-up-yo-crap-fairy by Robo-Chick April 25, 2009

ARC (Associative with Random Crap) Disorder 

A mental disorder in which, rather than dissociating with one's own personality, one uncontrollably associates an object (the subject) with an unrelated item (the result).

Person 1 - "What do cigarettes remind you of?" Person 2 - "An angel. The golden band reminds me of a halo." Person 1 - "Oh, snap! You've got a bad case of ARC (Associative with Random Crap) Disorder!"

ARC (Associative with Random Crap) Disorder by Donquicksoatie September 10, 2010

having a crap 

The act of sitting on the toilet/ in a bush to get rid of the waste in your body

Watch my back, im having a crap in this bush

having a crap by CD2015 April 8, 2016