chris_luva's definitions

Boogan bastard

either a absolute dewey male or a shuan

boogan bastard

by chris_luva September 5, 2022

Christopher

The hottest little man goblin with the biggest cock. He will blow you away with how hot he is and also how disgusting he is with all the femboy furry porn he consumes. He also has an aura that makes you hate and love him at the same time.

Chris: Hi im Christopher, a big stinky stupid fucking gremlin of a human.
Me (cums instantly)

by chris_luva September 4, 2022

La ice

1. A delectable beverage made by Australian company tru blu beverages.
2. The coolest substance in the universe.

3. A holy drink used by the church of LA ice and created by his holiness Peter brooks. LA ice literally brought life to the universe.

1. person A: I am going to the local Woolworths to buy an LA ice cola, want one?

person B: hell yeah!
2. Person A: what's the coolest substance

person B: nothing cooler than la ice
3. Person A: I pray for a bountiful drink of LA ice.

by chris_luva September 4, 2022

Gravy pit party

When you swim in a Gravy pit, and have friends in it.

Lets go to a gravy pit party

by chris_luva May 6, 2022

Gravy pit

Also known as a shitpit but is slightly different.
1. A gravy pit is when you spread faecal (shit) material on the walls of the teacher's lounge

2. A bath tub filled with steam hot shit and beef stock, see also Gravy pit party.

person A: dude we should make a Gravy pit

Person B: sick I'm in.

by chris_luva May 6, 2022

tactical crap

when you shit to confuse your attack

person A. i won via a tactical crap

person B: good

by chris_luva February 2, 2022

gream salad

when you shit, piss and cream you self at the same time.

person A: dude i just gream salad

person b: what?

by chris_luva February 2, 2022