chris_luva's definitions

La ice

1. A delectable beverage made by Australian company tru blu beverages.
2. The coolest substance in the universe.

3. A holy drink used by the church of LA ice and created by his holiness Peter brooks. LA ice literally brought life to the universe.

1. person A: I am going to the local Woolworths to buy an LA ice cola, want one?

person B: hell yeah!
2. Person A: what's the coolest substance

person B: nothing cooler than la ice
3. Person A: I pray for a bountiful drink of LA ice.

by chris_luva September 4, 2022

tactical crap

when you shit to confuse your attack

person A. i won via a tactical crap

person B: good

by chris_luva February 2, 2022

foot gream

when the foot cream goes moldy between your toes

person A: dude my foot is moldy

person B: eww foot gream

by chris_luva February 2, 2022

Boogan bastard

either a absolute dewey male or a shuan

boogan bastard

by chris_luva September 5, 2022

Gravy pit

Also known as a shitpit but is slightly different.
1. A gravy pit is when you spread faecal (shit) material on the walls of the teacher's lounge

2. A bath tub filled with steam hot shit and beef stock, see also Gravy pit party.

person A: dude we should make a Gravy pit

Person B: sick I'm in.

by chris_luva May 6, 2022

pimple bitch

someone with so may pimples they go into there anal cavity

person A: dude your a pimple bitch

person b: shut up

by chris_luva February 2, 2022

gream salad

when you shit, piss and cream you self at the same time.

person A: dude i just gream salad

person b: what?

by chris_luva February 2, 2022