baump

An expression used when one is excited about a good turn of events.

Baump! I've found a $50 bill on the sidewalk.

by Amix May 27, 2007

Blumpershoot

The act of going down on a woman while she defecates. like a blumpkin.

Jenny wanted me to blumpershoot her but we just got back from taco bell.

by Organized Chaos November 3, 2008

Blumpkin Patch

Instead of going to pick out Pumpkins, you find someone on the Pumpkin Patch, and convince them to suck your cock while you take a shit on the ground. Around Halloween is the best time to have this very obsene event happen.

Hey Dawg! it's almost Halloween, do you wanna go to the Blumpkin Patch?

by OG FISHBONE January 14, 2010

blumpbox

while taking a shit while playing xbox and a girl giving u head

dude i was playing cod with my buddies and my gf totally gave me a blumpbox

by thats me josh May 13, 2010

Alabama Blumpkin Spider

Two men giving one another a 69 blumpkin. Preferably while flailing their arms and legs

"You should have seen Sean and Steven perform an Alabama blumpkin spider last night!"

by SuperShred December 28, 2013

blumpkin

recieving oral while taking A crap.

Man gets home from work feels A movement, goes in to the john to relieve himself when woman comes in to give him a blumpkin.

by Straightliner April 22, 2008

blump

bounce + love + hump = blump

Man, last night my friend and her cats blumped for hours on end.

by carolinizzle June 25, 2005