David Bates

A wacky conductor with epic facial expressions. Has an amazing girl range, can go higher then sopranos and lower than the base. He makes everyone lol and is so embarrassing. He has worse floppy hair than Hugh Gant.

Person A: 'OMG!!!! He has a very high voice'
Person L: 'Does he have floppy hair?'
Person A: 'Yhh he makes everyone lol so bad'
Person L: 'Hes a David Bates'

by John Smith233 October 9, 2011

fuck bath

When an event or something is so horrible/miserable that it's like a blood bath (without blood, just the horror), but it's actually a fuck bath

The volleyball tournament was a fuck bath since we received last place.

by Anonymous User 4444 December 23, 2014

Cat bath

1) A foolish notion of mixing a domestic feline with water.

2) The masochistic activity of trying to eat a running chain-saw bar first.

3) Any activity, which in concept being a simple action, that inevitability leads to disastrous results.

Dating a <insert favorite social media website> stalker leads to a cat bath of a date.

by island thinker October 22, 2020

Bathiest

Someone who smells, giving the impression that they don't bathe.

That guy smells, he must be a bathiest

by Connor6c December 9, 2008

natty bath

A natty bath is the process of covering someone in fizz from a shaken Natural Ice beer.

"Julian so got a natty bath!"

by Ron Fugle December 9, 2008

birdie bath

I short sink based bath after sexual favors have been exchanged.

After she sucked me up and I gave her the dick I took a birdie bath and dipped.

by Domo233 October 3, 2015

In The Bath

This phrase is used as an analogy for the comfortable paranoia associated with being stoned. It was decided that you would not enjoy meeting new people while naked in the bath, much the same as you would not enjoy meeting new people while stoned. It is also noted that once in the bath.... it is very unpleasant leaving it, much like how one likes to stay stoned.

:also read "eating a sandwich"....they're messy and you usually end up in the bath afterwards

"man the landlord is here"
"shit, don't bring him in, i'm in the bath"

by Enda Mc December 30, 2007