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afternoon delight

n. the sex act (fucking)

Up until about 1950 in small town America, business and shops often closed for lunch from 12 to 2 and the merchant (man) went home for lunch. It didn't take two hours to eat, so a little afternoon delight became a part of the routine between 12 and 2.
Honey, have dinner (as the noon meal was called then) on the table when I get there. We're gonna eat fast and spend the rest of the time in a little afternoon delight.
by Richard Black April 20, 2005
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after burners

When you rip a really bad fart and your asshole burns.
In gym, i let out the smelliest fart and then i had the after burners on.
by Kevythebevy December 6, 2003
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afterwank

After when you have a wank, you pull your cock up and down and hold it down in the space of 5 seconds or so and it's like a fraction of an orgasm.
"My god, Judith makes afterwank so good"
by Adz12 September 15, 2007
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Afterdrunk

Afterdrunk - n.: The state of having drank the night before, experienced being drunk, and then somewhere in between sleeping, drinking water, choking down a perogy and throwing up, the room starts to spin, and you feel all the sensations of originally being drunk. (Minus out that wrench in your stomach and you could actually feel good about it).
Guy #1 "I was so afterdrunk in the AM that I actually told my girlfriend I'd take her to dinner."
Guy #2 "Let's hit the bar before lunch."
by the product August 14, 2005
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after- laugh

similar in principal to the after shock of an earthquake- an after laugh is a laugh to any humourus comment which is made after the initial humour of the comment is lost...
Tom- it took Tom five minutes to understand the joke- and gave an after- laugh much to the annoyance of his friends...
by Wrath of Kleptos January 13, 2009
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Aftontacious

Amazing, Beautiful, Everything a guy could want:)
Afton Lewis Aftontacious
by Austincr1 May 15, 2011
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Afton

Okay this is my real name. I'm a scorpio too. So if afton is "sassy" and "everyone wants to date me" then guess what. Just because my name is Afton don't mean i want men all over me "I was in my zone, before you came along, now I'm thinkin maybe you should go." -Megan Trainor. And apparently Scorpio's ruin your life. Either I'm a rare good scorpio or this zodiac sign stuff is meaningless zeal. (It is i'm not superstitious.)
Guy: What's your name?
Me: Afton...
Guy: HER NAME IS AFTON?! CAN I DATE YOU?!
Me: GO KISS A WALL
Guy: But your cute!
Me: *sings all of no by megan trainor*
Guy: You hurt my feelings

Me: IDC now leave or I will yeet you out the window.
by ClubWatAh April 21, 2021
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