ClubWatAh's definitions

Random ships

Alright fellow humans! I think ever since movies and shows came out the human race has been BROKEN BY STUPIDITY! WE DO NOT SHIP PEOPLE LIKE ELSA AND ANNA, OR EZRA AND KANAN, OR FINN AND POE, OR ELSA AND JACK FROST, OR JESSE AND LUKAS, OR MERIDA AND HICCUP!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE EITHER FROM DIFFERENT MOVIES AND DO NOT MATCH AT ALL, OR THEY ARE APPARENTLY "CLOSE FRIENDS" so that people are like, "IF THEY ARE CLOSE FRIENDS, THEN THEY'RE IN LOVE!" ARE YOU ALL DELUSIONAL?! WAKE UP! JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE CLOSE DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE IN LOVE! IF YOU THINK THAT, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW AHT ROMANCE IS! ALL HUMANS READING THIS, LIKE THIS IF YOU AGREE, OR DISLIKE THIS BECAUSE YOU ARE DELUSIONAL AND YOU SHIP RANDOM PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE "CLOSE FRIENDS" OR THEY ARE "SIMILAR"!

I HATE it when people ship random ships! This is crud! Garbage! Trash!

by ClubWatAh May 15, 2021

imsoboredicantbreathe

It basically means that your so bored you cant breathe and you are basically going to die away on the spot.

You are doing math class and you raise your hand and say "Imsoboredicantbreath!" And your teacher is like, "wut?"
imsoboredicantbreathe means you are so bored you can't breathe. Get ready to die everyone............

by ClubWatAh April 13, 2021

yeet

yeet means you wanna throw something. Or more likely, someONE. Like if you....

are super mad and had a bad day. You pick the nearest person and YEET them into the active volcano. (Totally not violent.)

by ClubWatAh April 20, 2021

im so bored

im so bored means im so bored

im so bored

by ClubWatAh April 16, 2021

letsblowupboys

letsblowupboys means you HATE boys so much you want to go full Meghan Trainor and say "Nah to the Ah to the NO NO NO" a million times. (Especially if they like you.) SO GET OUT THE DYNAMITE AND LETS BLOW UP SOME BOYS MWAHAHAHAHA

Ex: Gina sees a boy and comes to her friends and says "Do you wanna letsblowupboys?"
Her friends: WTH

by ClubWatAh April 13, 2021

the rise of skywalker

the rise of skywalker means OMG AAAAAAAAH EW EW EW EW WTH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MOVIE MAKERS HELP ME IM DYING AAAAAAAUGH WHY WHY WHY WHY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE but the rest is great lol.

Or if you like it, you be like NYAAAAAAAAAH I LOVE THE ENDING I LOVE I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I DO!!!!!!

Friend: Have you seen the rise of skywalker-
Me: NOPE

by ClubWatAh April 16, 2021

Afton

Okay this is my real name. I'm a scorpio too. So if afton is "sassy" and "everyone wants to date me" then guess what. Just because my name is Afton don't mean i want men all over me "I was in my zone, before you came along, now I'm thinkin maybe you should go." -Megan Trainor. And apparently Scorpio's ruin your life. Either I'm a rare good scorpio or this zodiac sign stuff is meaningless zeal. (It is i'm not superstitious.)

Guy: What's your name?
Me: Afton...
Guy: HER NAME IS AFTON?! CAN I DATE YOU?!
Me: GO KISS A WALL
Guy: But your cute!
Me: *sings all of no by megan trainor*
Guy: You hurt my feelings

Me: IDC now leave or I will yeet you out the window.

by ClubWatAh April 21, 2021