Afton

Okay this is my real name. I'm a scorpio too. So if afton is "sassy" and "everyone wants to date me" then guess what. Just because my name is Afton don't mean i want men all over me "I was in my zone, before you came along, now I'm thinkin maybe you should go." -Megan Trainor. And apparently Scorpio's ruin your life. Either I'm a rare good scorpio or this zodiac sign stuff is meaningless zeal. (It is i'm not superstitious.)

Guy: What's your name?
Me: Afton...
Guy: HER NAME IS AFTON?! CAN I DATE YOU?!
Me: GO KISS A WALL
Guy: But your cute!
Me: *sings all of no by megan trainor*
Guy: You hurt my feelings

Me: IDC now leave or I will yeet you out the window.

by ClubWatAh April 21, 2021

im so bored

im so bored means im so bored

im so bored

by ClubWatAh April 16, 2021

yeet

yeet means you wanna throw something. Or more likely, someONE. Like if you....

are super mad and had a bad day. You pick the nearest person and YEET them into the active volcano. (Totally not violent.)

by ClubWatAh April 20, 2021

the rise of skywalker

the rise of skywalker means OMG AAAAAAAAH EW EW EW EW WTH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MOVIE MAKERS HELP ME IM DYING AAAAAAAUGH WHY WHY WHY WHY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE but the rest is great lol.

Or if you like it, you be like NYAAAAAAAAAH I LOVE THE ENDING I LOVE I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I DO!!!!!!

Friend: Have you seen the rise of skywalker-
Me: NOPE

by ClubWatAh April 16, 2021

online learning

online learning means IT SUCKS i would rather go to school in person.

Teacher: Online learning!
Students:...

by ClubWatAh April 16, 2021

SHUT UP

SHUT UP means that someone is judging you for something and they will not close their mouth. You then reach the point where you 1. Whap them on the head with the device your holding, 2. Yell "SHUT UP" or 3. Scream at them "YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL?!" and then punch a hole in the wall and throw them into da trash qwq!

Me: Math was so hard today, I couldn't focus DX
Classmate: Math was not hard, you just need to pay attention.
Me: EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT STOP JUDGING ME!
Classmate: You are judging yourself...
Me (throws classmate): SHUT....UP!!!!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!

by ClubWatAh May 03, 2021

Math

Math is TORTURE. It's a million random numbers smashed together and the teachers expect you to solve 45+6=76-squared cubed=*=*:634-78=34275445875789343457989785343547893478953454789534579387938457934587859347987934583473475987947935847835934578978478943578993457849383457897834478334857949357834789435 and then they are like ITS SO EASY! look at this! and you grow up not knowing math.

Me: I hate Math
Classmate: And math hates you!
Me: *yeets boy out the window (when it is closed)*

by ClubWatAh April 20, 2021