the country road creature

A creature made by Trevor Henderson, I don’t know much about it.

Jim:Yo Jake I just heard something outside our car, also why is there a white arm next to my window?
Jake:... DRIVE. FASTER. NOW.
Jim:Why?
Jake:IT IS THE COUNTRY ROAD CREATURE, JUST DRIVE FASTER.

by anonymous November 30, 2020

a dark road

a 2021 album released by gideon gilmore, often concidered to be one of the best evermade

a dark road just got the album of the year award

by Massivedumptruckass May 25, 2021

Champion's road

The most annoying fucking level on Mario 3d World. If you pass it, I will personally give you head

Friend: Fuck you suck at that
Me: Suck a dick its Champion's Road cum wad
Friend: *fucking dies*

by pussy sussy January 31, 2022

Wanna be roadman

These are usually year 7s-8s who act hard and wear puffer jackets but when they get in a fight they are likely to lose to a 10 year old

"What are you looking at pussio"
"A wanna be roadman who thinks their hard"

by Liz A british person May 14, 2022

Passive Aggressive Road Rage

When you drive the speed limit in front of a "monster truck" or something that is perceived as a "race car" by the owner sporting a micro penis. A fun thing to do is roll down your window and try to wave them around you when there is oncoming traffic. Also, putting your turn signal on for 10 miles is a neat thing to do :)

Bob: What is this ass-clown doing behind us? Why is he riding our ass with his brights on?!

Bill: Well Bob, he has a reeeaaally small penis and wants to prove to his lady friend how incredibly manly he is. Buckle up bitch, I am the master of Passive Aggressive Road Rage.

Bob: Let's teach him a lesson!

by Rocky Feather Toes April 25, 2023

Bust the load and hit the road

A man getting a woman pregnant and then leaving before the baby is born.

Usually happens in small towns such as Banbury where it is seen as unusual for the father to raise his child as he still needs to get his GCSEs

I like this girl but she wants to marry me

Mate just bust the load and hit the road

by YourmumiliketoRIDHT June 9, 2019

Road rally

A road rally is essentially a competitition or "scavenger hunt" where a bunch of high school students join together and make teams which usually consist of a designated driver and an even mix of about 6 other kids half girls and the other half boys. The goal is to get as fucked up as humanly possible and the set out to complete tasks. The tasks that can be completed on road rallies can varry widely from the most simple being buying female condoms to cumming on a girls faces in front of your school. The more fucked the thing your team does the more points they will get. In order to receive points somebody has to record everything that your team does and send it to a single official who decides wether or not to give points and tally up the scores. This person is also the one who starts and ends the rally. Road rallies are left mainly to the seniors and the people that are allowed to do it are usually either the most popular or hottest people in the grade. Everybody who isn't apart of it is inherently not as cool by the participants standards and outsiders usually have the view that all these people are hoes and douchebags. For kids participating the reason for doing such things are so that you can fuck and hookup with people at the same time that you would never normally get with. Overall pretty wiild experience if you ever get to do one. It usually only happens once a year.

Bruh, I got such nice road head from Jacqueline last night at the road rally, our team got 100 points because of it.

by Boyfromchap October 7, 2017