Midge

A midge is a shortened version of a typical homosapian. They are female and awesome in nature. Particularly, they have the best laugh in the world. They are also known as the pixie queen of gigglers. They really like boats. They like to live dangerously, and do not allow their shortness to limit their tall adventures.

Man, that midge is on fire.

by Wwled September 7, 2016

Mudders

Mudders: a group of man whores that hang together, laugh at each others jokes, constantly antagonize each other, exhibit diva behaviors, and abuse alcohol constantly. Mudders can be found at pubs, festivals, business meetings, and New Jersey. Mudders often have bad bowels and are in questionable physical condition. Mudders tend to cry like bitches if they don't get their way.

Did you see that group of dudes at the pub last night? One of them wouldn't shut up and the rest just pounded drinks and talked about banging fat and ugly chicks; what a bunch of mudders.

by STL wiseguy October 26, 2016

midget

Small in stature human with generally poor banter. Not of full size or development.

Look at little Rory - poor bloke is a midget.

by rorymac November 29, 2016

midget picket

When a long hardy rod is inserted into the anus of a little person. The little person has something written on their body resembling a picket sign.

Last night Joey and I made a midget picket.

by Midget Long Dong Mc shlong March 18, 2017

Mudder

A clam shell without any meat and filled with mud!

These clams are nasty! There must be a mudder in the steamer..

by Archiezimmer3d April 4, 2017

Midgetnapping

Midgetnapping is like kidnapping, but with midgets

Midgetnapping
Guy 1: I just midgetnapped someone!
Guy 2: How did you do that?
Guy 1: I picked him up and ran!

by The Midgetnapper June 20, 2017

midget spinning

Midget spinning is when you attach 4 midgets to a torture wheel.

George: So Cecil how was your weekend?
Cecil: Man, it was so fking awesome. I was midget spinning all the time.

by A fluffy ball July 21, 2017