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lauren is the worlds biggest gossiper and not in a good way, she victimizes way to often and always flirts with your boyfrind. sometimes she just tags along like a rat
lareun i love u
well i dont
lauren- has a mustache therefore lieks fish and is obnoxious
lauren by lennna2011 March 19, 2022

Laurence massey 

Laurence massey has a huge penis he is amazing and all the lady's love him
Laurence massey is cool unlike a Jason Boland

Laurence massey 

The most incredible person in the world he has a huge penis and all the lady's love him

Laurened 

To get robbed ; to have your belongings taken
“Fuck man I got laurened”
“Shit what’d they take?”
“They stole my shoes, my money, and my vodka”
Laurened by Livelaughlove6789 September 11, 2022

The Lauren Complex 

When you date a really religious Christian chick, and she starts to fall for you. Then when you start to change her, and her friends notice, then they pressure her to dump you. Then she does, but she's still crazy about you and tries to get your attention.
I dated this girl once, and I didn't know how religious she was beforehand. It ended up being The Lauren Complex
The Lauren Complex by 123Stars July 16, 2008

John Laurens 

He is john laurens in the place to be and he is gay, beautiful and perfect. He is totally Alexander Hamilton's boyfriend. He is also dead. But he is now in heaven because he is better than you and this world didn't deserve him.
Me: "John Laurens is better than you"
You: "Shit you right
John Laurens by MICHELLE0191 August 28, 2017