Hammer Jack

Masturbating without lotion

Tom: " Do you Gillette "
Fred: "No I Hammer Jack "

by FFBurger1 September 15, 2012

hammered hat

An invisible hat that is impossibly heavy to wear and causes ones head to tilt forward. It is brought on by excessive shots of cheap vodka.

After a long night at the local dive bar Anthony wore his hammered hat as he leaned against the wall holding him up.

by Randolph The Great April 25, 2014

Hammer Head

Someone with reduced intellectual capacity but no mental handicap.

"Hey Jack, look at the fucking hammer head over there trying to park his truck in a compact car parking spot. Dumb ass!"

by Garglemesack June 30, 2016

Hammasexual

Like beastiality but worse. Theres a chance you will be turned on by animals

Hamma fucked the shit out of karems dog he must be a hammasexual

by 4dielolz June 8, 2016

Hammer

When you place large amounts of chewing tobacco in your upper and bottom gums.

Gah damn petey lips is packin a hammer.

by Petey lips January 25, 2017

Hammerheadless

When your dicks tip gets cut off. Ouchie wawa

I AM HAMMERHEADLESS. NOOOOOO

by Snorlax121111 March 4, 2017

hammdaddy

An obscene state of drunkenness. Typically at the end of the night when all one can do is think about fast food and sloppy hook ups.

Holy fack Jeff we got so hammdaddied last night, crush a 24 of brews and made a 2 am pit stop at McDicks for bigmacs and shakes, don’t remember how I got home.

I get hammdaddy when I drink tequila and or party with my ex.

by Abuds May 10, 2018