Crotch goblins

The goblins that live in your crotch.

Hey bro, I got bad news, I got dem crotch goblins.

by Willie Smielish April 7, 2020

A Goblin

Giving a goblin - is when you massage/rub someone’s anus with the knuckle of your thumb whilst snarling at them viciously.

Last night I gave Jenny a goblin and she loved it!

by BadHandsJeff February 15, 2020

Cock Goblin

A man that gobbles up cock like breakfast or searches for the biggest cocks possible

Nathan is a stupid fucking cock goblin

by Extendedmeme February 24, 2020

Slut Goblin

A malicious, mischievous, greedy female who is small and grotesque in manners, yet sexy as fuck. Usually with fake hair, nails, and eyelashes and make-up that look almost cartoonish. Similar to a fuck gremlin. Taking her home will be the best sex you have ever had at the cost of your dishes, and anything else breakable or stealable.

lat night i picked up a slut goblin at the local pub.

by the coyote kid May 18, 2020

Child goblin

1.An adult usually 40 years of age who likes to hang around children’s playgrounds
2. A deformed child

Dude I think there’s a child goblin over there

by Why would I regret this? June 3, 2020

Door goblin

A common creature that likes to hinder doors, sideways and any other busy or crowded areas in general. When asked to step aside, the tend to ignore the request, sometimes on purpose.
It seems that the best weapon againts this beast is a solid shove.

Move or I move you, you stupid door goblin, you're blocking the way.

by Tumamafat July 11, 2020

door goblins

People who stand in small public spaces such as hallways or doors, and block the way of other people, often while talking to friends or on their phone. Especially prevalent in schools where students walk to different classes on the campus.

Student 1: Everybody was stopped for a minute when I arrived at the classroom. What happened?
Student 2: Ah it was just another of those door goblins fucking everything up.

by CapitalistDwarf July 12, 2020