happy fucker 

N. 1. A male with extreme luck with females. Emphasis on undeserved.
2. One who does not work for their belongings and enjoys it

That kid riding with those 5 girls in his brand new BMW his parents bought him is such a happy fucker. I want to gouge his eyes out with my cock.

happy fucker by obie trice June 11, 2003

gravy fucker 

A person that proclaims something is not as awesome or marvelous as it seems when it most definitely is.

Billy, "Man, I just had a 3-some with these 2 smokin' babes last night!"

Robby, "Killer!"

Andy, "Big deal"

Robby, "Andy why do ya' got to be such a gravy fucker all the time?"

gravy fucker by Yosted June 22, 2009

gong fucker 

Gong is the medeval term for shit, Fucker is the act of one fucking

Gong Fucker- one who fucks shit

" I love fucking gong, for I am a gong fucker! Will someone please take a shit for me?"

gong fucker by jiggy jo momma October 14, 2009

heart fucker 

Some one that you like or love that you never tell how you feel but you still hang out with all the time. An some how they know how you feel but they still right in front of you start getting with some person.

Jane started rubbing that guys cock at the table last night it was a real heart fucker.

heart fucker by BiGGss October 17, 2009

chum fucker 

One who sticks his penis into a bucket of fish guts.

Can be used in place of... buddy, pal, man, dude, bro, spic, moolie, or kooncoli.

Xavier: What up chum fucker?

Ted: Fuckin yer mom.

chum fucker by poopboobs187 June 24, 2011

weekend fucker 

Noun.

A person who ruins weekends. Namely by requiring others to attend meetings, do work, or finish projects over the weekend because of their incompetence, inefficient planning, and/or laziness.

Frequently occurs in college dorms and office settings.

I had to go in on a Saturday because that new guy didn't finish the paperwork on time! Weekend fucker.

Those weekend fuckers waited until Sunday to email me that they would not be finishing their half of the lab report due Monday afternoon.

weekend fucker by King George the Cat February 27, 2012

Hag Fucker

A guy who cheats on his girlfriend often with the ugliest, dirtiest, homeless, nastiest hoe he can find. He does this to prove his conquesting ability because he's too old and ugly to find a decent looking chick that resembles being of the human species.

Person 1:
Tommy is such a hag fucker, did you see the last hideous broad he fucked?

Person 2: Yeah that bitch makes coyote ugly look good!

Hag Fucker by Ladysea January 24, 2013