Floridian Cereal

When you eat alligator and purposefully vomit, then pour that vomit down your sexual partner's anus before proceeding to drink it out of the aforementioned oriface.

"I had some Floridian cereal out of my girlfriend yesterday; it was SOOOO hot!"

by EV4014 March 2, 2024

Floridian Slip

When someone from Florida says they’re from Florida without saying they’re from Florida.

I know how to mitigate love bugs…fuck did I just give myself away and Floridian slip?

by Legs4days March 6, 2024

Floridian Crockpot

The act of inserting your genitals, preferably a male, into a crocodile resulting in the separation of one's genitals from their body.

1: "Sir, how did you lose your penis?"
2: "I Uh..."
1: "Sir, you're going to have to tell me. We must know."
2: "I prefer a Floridian Crockpot behind Disney World."

by M1rc4t March 12, 2024

Florida cocktail

When you consume 3 or more drugs as well as alcohol at the same time.

"Dude, I got so messed up on a Florida Cocktail."
"Damn, take some vitamins. Need rehab?"

by Absurd Florida Man March 20, 2024

Floridian Flying Spider

Noun. A variation of a flying spider in which the user waits for their victim to enter a shower, or enclosed space, and will proceed to enter said space and ejaculate their excrement onto the victim’s body, preferably the penis.

Yo bruh, after we get back to the hotel, let’s let Adam get into the shower, and then tag team him with a Floridian Flying Spider.

by Dr Dickenstein March 28, 2024

Florida wet wipe

When you piss on your sock before wiping your ass with it.

I done had to poo but ain't had no toilet paper. Blessed me for the ol Florida wet wipe!

by StupidGood March 30, 2024

Florida Ashtray

a beer can that is used to ash a cigarette or cigar

Ah fuck, my cigar burnt my leg. Anyone got an empty beer can for a Florida ashtray?

by floridaman6969696969 April 3, 2024