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yummy dick

The most delicious succulent dick. A beautiful mushroom head for a pucker sound and a long shaft and nice buoyant balls that bounce and are ready for my mouth. If a girl says you have a yummy dick it is a high compliment.
Melissa loves yummy dicks. <3
"His dick was no average dick, it was my favorite delicious dick and it tasted like yummy dick."
"Can I have some more yummy dick please?"
"When I looked at it, it made my mouth water because yummy dicks have a way of doing that to me."
by Vida Armonia February 26, 2018
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firestick and dick

A phrase which supersedes "Netflix and chill" and accepted amoug all sexual orientation with the exception of lesbians. This is in invitation to acquire company to enjoy a movie via amazon firestick while enjoying sex.
Her: hey! Firestick and dick tonight?
Him: you bring the fire, I'll bring dick.
by NVprophecy January 13, 2017
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bomb ass dick

A dick so good.. makes you wet when you think about it. and you can imagine it driving through you while you at a family dinner, and u gtta go masturbate
"jack! he has some bomb ass dick "

" how can i get over him with that bomb ass dick...."
by chloe.88 May 27, 2019
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I put my dick in a bag of Doritos

A kids mom died so he made a song but it started of with I put my dick in a bag of Doritos.
by Ohhhhhhj December 4, 2019
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suck a flying dick

suck a flying dick to tell someone to fuck off or get lost
my ex girlfriend was up in my business i told her to suck a flying dick
by bluebear October 5, 2020
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turtle's head dick

Extremely small penis caused by excessive fat in the pubic/groin area. Penis can shrink back into the scrotum and totally disappear, like a turtle's head.
Since I've put on all this weight I've developed a turtle's head dick! Every time I look down at it the head sucks back into my scotum. Poof! Out of sight!
by talk2me-JCH2 February 24, 2021
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destroy dick december

First day of December, nut once. On the second, nut twice. So on, until the 31st where you gotta buss a nut 31 times.
"Ayo bruh use up all that nut you saved on no nut november at destroy dick december"
by Bussa Nut November 13, 2017
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