Creatineted

A term describing a type of person who enjoys self-inflicted punishment, and disgust. Such activities that are enjoyed include 'beating ones on dick with a hammer until it bleeds', 'wishing to chop off a scrotum, dick, and shaved pubes, mix them in a pan, and eat them whilst to "savor the flavor"', as well as being CLEARLY accurate in depicting false prophecies.

A Creatineted enjoys getting drunk, logging on to games, and just running around in circles complaining about how people are not playing the game, just standing there.

That fucking guy is a Creatineted, he wont shut up about people standing around.

Is that guy having a period, or is he a Creatineted?

Ian just told me a Creatineted just said "I am going to eat Ian's scrotum and dick"

by Dcact March 14, 2011

Creativitability

The amount of creativity one can use while dealing with a certain situation.

John pushed the boundaries of his creativitability.

by NadrojRem March 18, 2011

Creamy side cake

This is when one shots love juice on the bum of a lover while doggy style.

Last night my ole lady and I were making love and finished off by giving her a nice creamy side cake.

by BigDaddy_Deano November 13, 2011

creamy george

White substance aka jizz. Sometimes it just happens, other times it is just forced. Sometimes it's pleasurable. It's creamy, and it's georgie.

"I just creamy georged my undies"

by Pads from the bo January 9, 2012

Creative Oddity

A more pleasant and politically correct term for a schizophrenic or psychotic break. Often used by obsessive fangirls and writers.

You have one more creative oddity and your fired!

by Aunt Jakey January 7, 2012

Creatchling

A tiny creature that dwells in dark corners
Pronunciation: Cree - chi - ling

"One time my cat fell in the sewer, when I came back the next day it wasn't there anymore."
"Maybe the creatchlings got to it."

by Creatchling September 4, 2012

creatolution

The idea that God created the Universe but then Evolution took over and developed the Universe.

I don't believe in Creationism or Evolution by themselves. I believe in CREATOLUTION

by Teratogen February 6, 2013