Condom snorting is when one person (typically stupid teenager) snorts a condom up their nose and pulls it out of their mouth. This was a popular challenge in 2013.
by Mr.Clean 44 April 3, 2018
Get the Condom Snortingmug. A solution you can't accept, to a problem you will never understand.
Derived from a video where someone filled a condom with spaghetti and water then tied it off. Then they took the condom and put it in a kettle and boiled it. After it was so over cooked it became one congealed mess, they dump the now one GIANT condom noodle into a bowel and put an ungodly amount of ketchup on it.
Everything about it is wrong, none of it makes sense to do it that way, you will NEVER be able to figure out the thought pattern that arrived at that solution, and you won't understand the circumstances that led up to THAT being the answer to said problem.
Derived from a video where someone filled a condom with spaghetti and water then tied it off. Then they took the condom and put it in a kettle and boiled it. After it was so over cooked it became one congealed mess, they dump the now one GIANT condom noodle into a bowel and put an ungodly amount of ketchup on it.
Everything about it is wrong, none of it makes sense to do it that way, you will NEVER be able to figure out the thought pattern that arrived at that solution, and you won't understand the circumstances that led up to THAT being the answer to said problem.
by puppetstring55 July 28, 2021
Get the spaghetti in a condommug. Luffy is a rubber nigga. Other niggas use his stretchy ass body ass a condom when they want to fuck gyal.
No niggas using this in a sentence
Person 1: When will this stupid condom pirate find his dumbass treasure. Midpiece.
Person 2: KYS Bitch ass NIGGER.
Person 1: When will this stupid condom pirate find his dumbass treasure. Midpiece.
Person 2: KYS Bitch ass NIGGER.
by Kai + Jin = retarded nigga February 28, 2023
Get the condom piratemug. The desperate half-mile sprint a man makes to a local convenience store when he desperately wants sex, has a partner, but isn't willing to risk spawning a crotch goblin. Upon arriving back with condoms, the Condom Mile is complete
Sarah: "Y'know, I was really disappointed I couldn't sleep with Richie at that party last night..."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."
by Turtle-Cakes April 5, 2024
Get the condom milemug. by UpUrsDude963 August 21, 2010
Get the Pillar Condomsmug. Condom is where you put it on a male penis
Me: Oi let me put the condom on you
Jake : okay sugga mummy
Me : Hurry up
Jake : it won’t fit
Me : let do it without condom
Me: Oi let me put the condom on you
Jake : okay sugga mummy
Me : Hurry up
Jake : it won’t fit
Me : let do it without condom
Me: Oi let me put the condom on you
Jake : okay sugga mummy
Me : Hurry up
Jake : it won’t fit
Me : let do it without condom
Jake : okay sugga mummy
Me : Hurry up
Jake : it won’t fit
Me : let do it without condom
by Sexclinic August 29, 2021
Get the Condommug. Homie: Yo, I heard you hooked up the Lily last night. Did you use a condom?
Me: Oh fuck! Now I think I have chlamydia!
Homie: That hurts bro. Stick to porn for now.
Me: Oh fuck! Now I think I have chlamydia!
Homie: That hurts bro. Stick to porn for now.
by stevegreensburg September 28, 2019
Get the condommug.