verb: When girls and/or women named Claire take over a conversation by telling mildly over-confident stories about their own personal experiences, thereby subtly directing the conversation so that it revolves totally around them.
Friend: "I think my boyfriend might be cheating on me!"
Claire: "That happened to me once, too. It was really sad and hard because I ..."
(20 minutes pass)
Friend: "Thanks for Clairifying! UGH!"
Claire: "That happened to me once, too. It was really sad and hard because I ..."
(20 minutes pass)
Friend: "Thanks for Clairifying! UGH!"
by bellcla February 3, 2010
Get the Clairify mug.A sexual position in which the couple is going at it doggy style and than the male sweeps out one of the females arms causing her to fall over much like a chair with a broken leg.
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Get the Chair Rapist mug.Alike to benching a footballer. One of the boys on a night out is so inebriated that hes been seated by force until the taxi arrives
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Get the Cairo mug.The action of masturbation; essentially a replacement for "masturbating". Parallel to the meaning of "in bed", with the meaning of masturbation rather than having sex.
Pulled from the fact that most masturbation is done in a chair in front of a computer.
Pulled from the fact that most masturbation is done in a chair in front of a computer.
1: Man, I had a great time last night.
2: Were you in bed with someone?
1: Nope, I was just in chair, that's all.
2: Were you in bed with someone?
1: Nope, I was just in chair, that's all.
by Sundae May 30, 2006
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