Clairify

verb: When girls and/or women named Claire take over a conversation by telling mildly over-confident stories about their own personal experiences, thereby subtly directing the conversation so that it revolves totally around them.

Friend: "I think my boyfriend might be cheating on me!"
Claire: "That happened to me once, too. It was really sad and hard because I ..."

(20 minutes pass)
Friend: "Thanks for Clairifying! UGH!"

by bellcla February 3, 2010

broken chair

A sexual position in which the couple is going at it doggy style and than the male sweeps out one of the females arms causing her to fall over much like a chair with a broken leg.

"Everything was going smooth that night until Jimmy tried a broken chair."

by thefatman123456 June 21, 2009

clairosexual

When you are only physical attracted to Clairo

Hey, what is your sexuality?

I’m straight, what about you

I am clairosexual

by clairsss December 30, 2020

Chair Rapist

so one who is so lonely and sexually desperate that they resort to raping a chair

Guy: i'm so lonely even your starting to look good
Josh: stay away from me you chair rapist!

by h.legge September 16, 2011

Chaired

Alike to benching a footballer. One of the boys on a night out is so inebriated that hes been seated by force until the taxi arrives

Aldo was so pissed we chaired him at the pub

by Aldoism October 2, 2016

Cairo

A sound cloud rapper who looking like @remingtonmaxwellwillis but without the needs 💀

Damn bro you acting like a cairo

by Billyjoe9911 December 29, 2021

in chair

The action of masturbation; essentially a replacement for "masturbating". Parallel to the meaning of "in bed", with the meaning of masturbation rather than having sex.

Pulled from the fact that most masturbation is done in a chair in front of a computer.

1: Man, I had a great time last night.
2: Were you in bed with someone?
1: Nope, I was just in chair, that's all.

by Sundae May 30, 2006