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Clairify 

verb: When girls and/or women named Claire take over a conversation by telling mildly over-confident stories about their own personal experiences, thereby subtly directing the conversation so that it revolves totally around them.
Friend: "I think my boyfriend might be cheating on me!"
Claire: "That happened to me once, too. It was really sad and hard because I ..."

(20 minutes pass)
Friend: "Thanks for Clairifying! UGH!"
Clairify by bellcla February 3, 2010
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clairify 

when Clair explains something to you you don't understand.
Carl: "Janine, I don't understand"
Clair: "Allow me to Clairify this: she just broke up with you, dumbass"
clairify by razumzhiro October 19, 2020

Thanks for clarifying 

Response from office worker after manager has explained a simple procedure for the 8th time, the last time using graphic displays out of desperation because said worker must be mentally incapacitated to have not understood what was required on the first try.
(upon 8th explanation of simple procedure)
Anita (employee): Thanks for clarifying
Michelle (boss) : Oy. The dreaded "thank you for clarifying," defined as explaining something for the 100th time when you should have understood it the first time. How do you even get yourself dressed in the morning? (and then out loud I said: You're welcome. )

clarifying proposal 

'clarifying proposal' or 'defining resolution' or 'defining proposal' is a summary that is also used to reveal an underlying problem to an obfuscating author such as a conman without giving away awareness (by the victim) of the conman's scam.
I am an agent with a buyer who wishes to buy your property but we wish to carry out due diligence first so we offer a deposit whilst conveyancers are engaged. The con is that the agent takes a commission from the conveyancer then the purchase falls through. The seller does not wish to reveal their suspicion of the con so offers a 'clarifying proposal' being: instead of a deposit let the buyer pay all the seller's conveyancer fees.
To clarify is to completely shut down everything someone just said.
Person one- " I like snow cones, it's like flavored snow"
Person two- " Just to clarify, it's actually chopped ice, not snow.. Therefore it should be called ice cones
Clarify by A girl has no name! June 13, 2019
Clairif is when you have sex on a chair
Girl 1 : it was fun on the chair last night
Boy 2 : we should do clairif again
Clairif by Parlay production July 25, 2021

Clairinya 

Clairinya is a person you can be your self around.She is a friend who is down to earth loves to help her friends in any situation.Clairinya is someone to love with all your heart she can put a smile on your face when your down she someone who I can talk to as a friend but also a sister I LOVE HER . She is also a person who stands on BIDNESS.
I LOVE CLAIRINYA
Clairinya by rilee.loves.clairinya November 19, 2023
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