h.legge's definitions

Chair Rapist

so one who is so lonely and sexually desperate that they resort to raping a chair

Guy: i'm so lonely even your starting to look good
Josh: stay away from me you chair rapist!

by h.legge September 16, 2011

Shroomy Bastard

someone who uses odd words and phrases usually P.C. terms to disguise what they are doing

Jack: i'll just help you bend over here so i can ascertain the location of this ring so i can just slip it on
Guy: you're raping me! you Shroomy Bastard!

by h.legge October 5, 2011