bait

When someone impersonates an illiterate person on the Interner

Troll: Why did people vote for me?

Regular: Great bait, mate

Troll: *posts picture of preschooler* How good-looking am I?
Regular: Nice bait

by frabrizio April 21, 2018

Bollock baiting

An alternative to prick teasing.

She was bollock baiting me all night. I was dying to Cheam all over her love raisins.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Corbett Bait

Noun. Corbett Bait is a type of snack item, either cheese cubes or nuts, that attracts a wild Corbett to your area.

You have some Corbett Bait? That's the best way to tame a wild Corbett!

by Arann May 9, 2008

jail bait

West coast and Central Scotland term for Buckfast Tonic Wine.
Consuming the contents often results in waking up the following morning in police custody.

Im going to shop (store) for a bottle of "jail bait"

by Crazy Horse McGhee April 11, 2006

bailster

A ball of extremely sticky phlegm.

Charlie coughed up a huge bailster.

by Richard Ginn May 8, 2003

dolphin bait

a friends sister who hasnt come out the closet yet agrees to hav enjoyed tutti fruity summer love.

dolphin bait was munching carpet the other day but she doesnt consider herself a lesbian

by Spanish Redneck December 13, 2008

tool bait

one who draws in tools

Tom: "Brandon brings the weirdest kids to our lunch table. It's embarrassing."

Matt: "Yeah he's what you call tool bait."

by iCoinedThat1199 December 20, 2009