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Welfare Wasted

1. To drink yourself into a state of financial disparity
Jimmy: That bum smells like straight liqueur
John: Yeah man, hes defiantly getting welfare wasted.
by Brandon john April 23, 2012
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Cat Waster

A male who is monumentally successful in engaging in coitus with a large number of female partners. Clearly an allusion to going through pussy like people change their socks.
"Wow! Eric lost a shit ton of weight and got his ass in the gym and muscled up. That guy's a fuckin' cat wasting *machine* now!" <or> "That guy's super popular with the ladies...he's a real cat waster.."
by silentsabre June 19, 2012
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Bathtub wasted

This is a state of inebriation when you get so drunk that you mistake a bathtub for a bed and fall asleep in a bathtub.
"She was so bathtub wasted she didn't realized she crawled into the bathtub to sleep instead of her bed."
by Mastro Lindo August 25, 2013
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whitney wasted

(adj.) Wasted in the form and style relative to a familiar "Whitney." Usually referring to a step up from white girl wasted, in other words a good-quality level of intoxication without the embarrassment.
Man, I got Whitney wasted last night and it was the best night of my life.
by MerriamWebster28 February 1, 2014
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business wasted

n.
when one gets drunk for business reasons
"Dude, are you wasted?"
"Yeah man, but it's cool, it's for work. I'm business wasted. See? I'm in my suit and everything."
by tiffany yo April 23, 2014
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Crater Wasted

When a person drinks copious amounts of alcohol and ends up getting a hole in their liver as a result. Similar to white girl wasted but more punk rock
Andy: Daniel is in the hospital
Suskerdoo: oh god why?
Andy: He had too much hooch last night and got crater wasted
by Ronald_ShootinJays_VasDeferens January 23, 2015
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pop wasted

An intoxicated state that one may experience after consuming ridiculous amounts of popular culture.
Joey: I just watched seven seasons of 'Friends' in one sitting and I'm starting to feel funny. Do you think that's normal?
Phoebe: Oh yeah, you're probably just pop wasted.
by Brosalie February 21, 2015
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