vampires

Immortal, soulless demon forced to drink blood to stay alive. They have long canines with which they can puncture a human neck to extract blood.

Demonic creatures who live off the blood of humans; a vampire appears to be a normal person until the feed is upon them -- only then do they reveal their true demonic visage.

A vampire. V^^V

by H3r3tic VaMpIrE January 22, 2004

Vampireing

When a girl asks you to give her head while she's on her period.

Guy 1: So, my girlfriend asked me to eat her out last night.
Guy 2: So... you did?
Guy 1: Fuck no! She's on her period n shit. I ain't no fuckin Edward Cullen. I wasn't about go vampireing.
Guy 2: Good shit. Everyone knows periods = blow job city.
Guy 1: Fuck Yeah!

by Not a Vampire August 10, 2009

Having the lesbian vampires

Having your period. Menstruation.

"I would like to go to the beach, but I'm having the lesbian vampires."

by Caterina. March 24, 2009

Vampress

A device used for the compression and storage of canned vampires. A highly specialized machine, vampresses generally require a team of four horses (or, in some parts of the world, two male orangutangs) to operate properly.

The vampress saves us heaps of time, compressing the vampires like that.

by Phoenix654 September 4, 2010

vampirefreak

1. A person who is a member of the site vampirefreaks dot com. It's another website for shallow morons who have nothing better to do then follow trends and use the word "pseudo" far too often.

2. A Yahoo Messenger chat room under the category of music.

VFboi22882283: i wnna suck ur bluud. and im not a poser

by Funker_joe May 8, 2005

vampyre

A dyslexic vampire

a blood sucker

by mike December 29, 2003

Vampires

Anyone who cannot be brought into the light about Information, or else everything will crumble

We can’t tell them this, they’re like vampires

by QuimpGod69 July 16, 2020