An annoying person who keeps popping up everywhere. Just when you think this person has dropped of the face of the earth, they show up. Similar when flushing a toilet, you walk away and notice the turd hasn't gone down all the way, requiring you to walk back, wait for the water to refill and reflush...
Man, that Mario Lopez from Saved By The Bell is a turd that won't flush. Just when I think his career is over, he jumps back into a made for tv movie.
by earn7 December 9, 2008
Get the turd that won't flush mug.1. noun. Any number of substances that can form a ball and impede the progress of pushing a road case across an otherwise smooth stage or floor. Many times composed of discarded gaff tape or post-show confetti.
Entymology/notes: Used primarily by stage hands during concert set-ups.
Entymology/notes: Used primarily by stage hands during concert set-ups.
The wheel on my road case keeps catching on these fucking stage turds. Someone needs to get a broom.
by Marc September 20, 2004
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Scientific:
The gradual build-up of dry deposed fecal particles, released through flatulence, these particles act in accordance with the random behavior detailed by Brownian motion (modeled by the 1D Smoluchowski model) to the extent that they eventually form a visible, tangible lump of feces.
Pre-requisite: An extremely large quantity (calculated to be approximately 10^12000) of reoccurring flatulence within the same locale.
Occurrence?: So far has not been witnessed in nature or a controlled setting, but is theoretically possible.
Alternative definition: When you fart you release "poo particles" and if you fart onto the same spot enough times they build up and make a full turd.
The gradual build-up of dry deposed fecal particles, released through flatulence, these particles act in accordance with the random behavior detailed by Brownian motion (modeled by the 1D Smoluchowski model) to the extent that they eventually form a visible, tangible lump of feces.
Pre-requisite: An extremely large quantity (calculated to be approximately 10^12000) of reoccurring flatulence within the same locale.
Occurrence?: So far has not been witnessed in nature or a controlled setting, but is theoretically possible.
Alternative definition: When you fart you release "poo particles" and if you fart onto the same spot enough times they build up and make a full turd.
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Get the turd burglar mug.A girthy turd occurs when you fist your ass, and stretch it open with 2 hands and take a big green shit. Also referred as a Shrek Dump (a big green watery shit).
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