Chop Sticks

The act of a person shoving two penises in their mouth at once.

Did you see Paris Hilton's new porn? She shoves two cocks in her mouth at once, just like fucking Chop Sticks.

by St. Pierre Holland February 26, 2009

Take him to the stacks

A term to imply that sexual relations would be desired between a patron and a library employee.

That patron is so hot, I'd take him to the stacks.

by Urban Dictionary August 30, 2008

stock market

the fastest way to lose money

John: I tried my hands at stock market today.
Jane: That explains missing money from our account.

by amios December 7, 2010

Chop Sticks

This mostly happens on a accident and it's only on boys. Its a little act of when you squeeze your balls/testicals with your legs. It Happens! (Happened to me once)

Chop Sticks

by bigbadbear9885 February 28, 2010

h e double hockey sticks

what conservative Christians say instead of Hell

Kid 1: What the hell!
Kid 2: mommy Kid #1 said h e double hockey sticks

by Self Deprecating Geek September 13, 2013

pimp socks

Ultra sheer men's socks that ride at least calf length. Back in the day, read 70's, you had a winning hand with a pair of pimp socks and some Stacy Adams.

Many brothers thought it was fashionable to wear pimp socks under their gym socks while running track.

by fn June 21, 2006

Yesterday's Fish Sticks

not hip anymore, but once was so. once..

man, the Beatles are said to be yesterday's fish sticks.. I cut my dick and wear it on me neck if dat's troo!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006