Santa

A hobo's excuse to dress exotically and whip out his sack for small children.

Santa: "Boy do I have a surprise for you in my sack."

by santaslittleelfbuddy November 25, 2011

Reverse Santa

The act of crushing infant status people. Sitting on someone's lap who is of infant size in comparison to your hugeness.

Hey Jim I want to sit on your face.

Okay Liz lets reverse santa.

by Claudia A S March 9, 2009

santa's little helper

santa's little bitch who follows his fat ass around and kisses it

Santa: Hey, you. Kiss my ring, bitch. I'm Santa Clause, bitch (saying like Rick James)
Santa's Little Helper: Yes, oh great one. Would you also like a blowjob?
Santa: Nah, not tonight. But get me my 40.

by MayaEA July 10, 2006

Santa

Really a Mexican, Santa tricks the white people into believing he is white also. By doing this, it enables him to enter your house, and steal your food and/or other things. His "reindeer" are actually a band of armadillo, chihuahuas, and small Asian children. A sign he has been to your house is the smell of Corona and so off brand chips bought at Dollar General.

Child "Mom, what is that smell?"
Mom (Crying) "that's the smell of Christmas honey."
Child "Where are the presents?"
Mom "They are in the pawn shop by now. That stupid beaner Santa"

by Erik (kamanashi) December 23, 2008

santa clause batteries

1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is compeletley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.

2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".

Example 1-

Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.

Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!

Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.

Example 2-

Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.

by Quinn Marie September 23, 2008

office Santa

Sarcastic way of describing a person who, usually during the winter at the height of cold and flu season, comes into work sick as a dog and "spreads the wealth around", like Santa Claus.

Try not to get too close to Jack for the next few days. He's the office Santa, spreading his damn flu to everybody. Doesn't his boss realize that we're losing productivity because he's making everyone sick?!

by pentozali April 16, 2006

santa clause

A fat old man tat stalks u every day claimin tat he is only checkin if ur bad or good.

"He Knows When You're Bad Or Good" This means santa clause is a stalker ;P

by nicky0032 January 10, 2008