Simon and Maria are far the best couple ever. Maria is a girl that likes flirting but her eyes are focused on Simon and she's thinking about him, while Simon is a cute boy that will do anything for her and he is a loyal guy.
by Storm breaker November 22, 2021
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Simon is the best guy on earth. Everone likes him and want to get his children. In the group of his friends, he is the most clever and best looking one. His knowledge and genious is astonishing and has an unbelievable humor.
by Geilertyp69 November 22, 2021
Get the Simon mug.Tall and a very handsome young man. His smile can light up the room, and the wrinkles by his eyes are to die for. Very smart, even though he will not admit it. He is a hard-working man and can achieve anything he sets his mind to. Šimon is a very supportive friend, and extremely patient as well. Keeps his circle small. Secretly likes cuddles and is a great hugger. He also likes sports, for example, badminton. He is usually a very funny guy and gives amazing movie recommendations. If he cares about you, don't lose him over some stupid shit like being jealous about everything and give him his freedom. His friendship and love is worth all the trouble. In conclusion, Šimon is a good guy despite some of his, not bad, but worse qualities.
by ohnounounoun November 22, 2021
Get the Šimon mug.Tall and a very handsome young man. His smile can light up the room, and the wrinkles by his eyes are to die for. Very smart, even though he will not admit it. He is a hard-working man and can achieve anything he sets his mind to. Šimon is a very supportive friend, and extremely patient as well. Keeps his circle small. Secretly likes cuddles and is a great hugger. He also likes sports, for example, badminton. He is usually a very funny guy and gives amazing movie recommendations. If he cares about you, don't lose him over some stupid shit like being jealous about everything and give him his freedom. His friendship and love is worth all the trouble. In conclusion, Šimon is a good guy despite some of his, not bad, but worse qualities.
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by CeloGalileo November 22, 2021
Get the Simon mug.Simon is a boy with a big penis. Should you be a girl you absolutely need one, so that he fucks you once properly.
But beware, if you have pretty girlfriends, he will fuck them too. He even doesn't stop at your mothers. According to legends, he has already fucked a woman to death.
If you are a boy, you can count on him!
But beware, if you have pretty girlfriends, he will fuck them too. He even doesn't stop at your mothers. According to legends, he has already fucked a woman to death.
If you are a boy, you can count on him!
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