Bottom Secret

Referring to a story or information that was so sensitive it should have been kept top secret, but the whole school/office knows.

Can refer to any story that didn't "leak" so much as flood, but most effectively used when referring to secret butt secks.

Bro 1- Broski, you hear 'bout dat Alexia gurl?

Bro 2-Dude, her bottom secret is bottom secret. Everyone knows what happened at that party...

Bill Clinton thought his fornication with Monica Lewinsky was private business, butt then it became bottom secret.

by Durka Durka A11ah April 1, 2011

security deposit

to take a dump with the door locked.

there was a republican in the mall restroom with me and i was scared...
i ran into the stall and locked it behind me to make a security deposit.

by r brands August 29, 2003

[Boobie]-secret

secrets which girls share with one of their chest pressed against another(sometimes while changing clothes), the most private, and possibly life-destroying secrets, usually told in a locker room, or in a bathroom.

Jill told Rachel a Boobie-secret in the girl's locker room! Jacki told me it was about butt-zits!

by SLYX January 12, 2009

secretive

Being mean

Dave is being secretive about a show!!!

by Summer heat February 14, 2018

Secret

The thang that people don't tell stupid people don't need to know!!!!!!!!

A lady is dying in her death bed and her daughter ask what is is , she says " It's a secret u stupid cow"!

by 2419 October 7, 2006

the secret

The secret may be known for many other definitions but those are all false. the secret means your left boob. It may be very strange but very true not many people know of its name because it is secret which goes by its name. If someone were to bump your secret you wouldnt say you bumped the secret you would say my secret., as shown below.

"Don't touch my secret, its not yours to touch."

"Did you know the secret means your left boob?"

by ilovematthewhead May 12, 2011

Secret Admirer

Taking a dump in a public restroom and not flushing it. You never know who will admire your work of art afterward.

I left a secret admirer at church today.

by The Rasta December 26, 2008