Simon

A sex god, one with many friends and says no to thots. He is humble and respects everyone if they aren't being faggots. When he sees booty, he eats the booty. He gets what he wants. He is called "Daddy" very often, particularly in the bed. Girls cannot resist this sexy motherfucker.
If any Simon happens to be born in November, are you in luck, when in season, the Simon will sprout into his true form.

*in the bed*
Hot Chick: Oh Daddy, thats right. Im so glad I came across you Simon
Simon: Your welcome.

*any other situation*
Hot Chick(s): Oh Simon, thats right, Im so glad I came across you

Simon: Your welcome

by The MdASluGa January 22, 2019

Alaskan Salmon Catcher

The gay/lesbian version of the Alaskan Skydiver or Spear thrower.

GiGi catapulted off the bed onto Emily attempting the Alaskan Salmon Catcher; however, she failed and could tragically no longer have children.

by emgigi July 7, 2009

Braelynn Simone Fisher

A beautiful unique intelligant human being who loves smores and is the smartest and prettiest person in the world. No one can compare to a Braelynn Simone Fisher

Look there is a Braelynn Simone Fisher, she looks beautiful

by brae brae798 September 5, 2011

Saigon

The nationality of the whore who bit off chris farley's nose in the movie dirty work.

"And there's the Saigon whore that bit my nose off!"

by Mikeragsss May 17, 2006

simon

means himan "the flap of skin in a females vagina that tears during the first time they have intercourse

"fuck that chicks simon bled all over me!"

by boblee February 7, 2008

Salmon meringue

That white goo that cums out of certain women's vaginas or the dried residue from it on her underwear.

"Could I please have the meat taco entree with a side of salmon meringue?"

by sploogio July 20, 2006

Simon Sayes

1) Often mistaken for the game "simon says".

2) Simon Sayes... Simon Sayes hi and girls slowly melt. He is someone who is stunning, gorgeous and one of the most caring people you could have in their life. A Godsend, an Angel. And he deserves to be appreciated and loved accordingly. He'll be there to catch your back when you've fallen so treasure him. And even if he doesn't believe it, he is beyond amazing and the best howdie partner anyone or any girl could ever ask for. Intelligent, charming and charismatic, he will steal your heart as soon as you look into his eyes. And truly, he's so amazing... desired by many... loved by all

3) as a verb to be a Simon Sayes is synonymous to acting in a manner so great, fantastic, fabulous, awesome and funny in epic proportions. It's almost impossible to find people who can pull of a Simon Sayes, apart from Simon Sayes him self. He's special, unique, one-of-a-kind and entirely lovable.

1) simon says smile

2) i wish i was as nice and kind as Simon Sayes.

everyone loves simon

3) ... sorry only a Simon Sayes can verb his name

by onetwentyeightam July 7, 2010