toxic relationship

A relationship between two or more people where you are all such unhealthy people and you feed off of each others unhealthiness. You are slowly destroying each others happiness or health with or without even realizing.

You: Should I go for a run?
Friend 1 and 2: Naw watch this Tik Tok
Friend 2: Does anyone want salad?
You and Friend 1: Can't we just have Taco bell}
Friend 3: Ughhh this is such a toxic relationship...eh whatever

by hallah.bread January 14, 2020

Reintarnation

Coming back to life as a redneck.

HALLELUJAH! Reintarnation dun brung mah bruther back to lyyyfe! Praise tha lord!

by [GM] Eagle June 20, 2008

Relationshippied

Where you are in a relationship with someone to the extent that it seems that you are married. This only works if the two in the relationship are not engaged.

James: Hey - What do you want for dinner tonight?
Hannah: I don't know, shall we get some pizza?
Vykie: Oh, you two are so relationshippied!

by IAmTheSuperman March 1, 2010

Relationship Imperialism

The imposed feeling of a relationship not as good in comparison with anothers.

She is imposing relationship imperialism over your life

by itss October 24, 2010

relative matrix

The growing number of any value that is related to its self.

biological cells multiply expotentally into a multi trillion celled organism from only one cell. this can be viewed using numbers shown through a relative matrix. two simple numbers can be the gateway to everything relatitive to our existance creating an endless matris of numbers that are relative to our own existance, birthdates, cell numbers, addresses, names, personalitys, ect.

by thi pseudonym has been edited July 15, 2011

Relationshipwreck

The actual drawn out process of a failing relationship.

He and I are still on speaking terms, but we both know we're in a relationshipwreck.

by Woman of Weird Words September 26, 2011

Relationship syndrome

A condition found in couples. When apart the person in the couple is found to be tired and unwilling to go out. They would rather curl up at home and watch TV than go out clubbing. When they do go out clubbing they are often found sitting on sofas and are the first to go home. The also start not wanting to get too drunk.

person 1 "Dude wheres Michael?"
person 2 "Sitting on the sofa in the corner, serious case of relationship syndrome!"

by mountainmayhem December 15, 2011