Plink

A mild tap on the forhead

*Taps john mildly on the forhead* YOU JUST GOT PLINKED, JOHN! LMAOOOOOOOOO

by Soppen55 October 6, 2025

Plank Celebrity

The smallest celebrity that can be imagined by the human mind. Based on scientific terms such as "Plank Length" and "Plank Time" for smallest units for length and time respectively

"Tik-Tok is like an ocean of Plank Celebrity"

by Chemical potato December 6, 2025

Phunk

Not to be confused with Phonk
This refers to a band that makes the worst punk you'll ever hear. Also refers to bands that make good punk, but are the most far away thing from actually being punks

I met this sucker yesterday, he showed me his songs with a band he made, it was the worst phunk i heard in my life

by Sgt. Pepper himself December 9, 2025

Plinklet

Describes someone who's annoyingly submissive and shy.

Stop being a plinklet and go talk to her!

by justmystales December 24, 2025

spaz plank

When a spaz meets a plank! The bastard child of Dumb and Dumber! too stupid to be simply labeled a spaz, too backwards to be simply labeled a plank - spaz plank.

"Darn Pa, I seems to have spilt moms cherryade on the dawg again"

"Shit Rufus you spaz plank, you're no son o' mine"

by Liam J. Taylor April 29, 2008

ping-planked

the act of trying to play ping-pong while making out

usually resulting in concussions, eye injuries, broken light fixtures, and possibly sodomy.

not recommended for persons dating for less that 1 month.

Friend 1 "man, bill ended up in the hospital and is being sued

by molly"

Friend 2 "yea i heard, he shouldn't have been trying to do

both, he sure got ping-planked

by oompaloominator March 10, 2010

Beer planking

The act of planking on your empty beer cans(bottles)

If you drink six beers you try planking on your empty six cans(bottles)
Person 1- Lets see if i can plank on all these empty beer cans left over from the party
Person 2- But thats not legal Beer planking

by ExtremeBeerPlanker July 12, 2011