Pedest

To walk; move along on foot

I am a pedestrian. I pedest.
I pedest right out the door, to the store while keeping score, or on the moor while reading lore. I pedest to stop a war, or cure mouth sores, or just explore. I pedest across the shores! I pedest and your mother's a whore.

by Charlie Had A Boating Accident December 1, 2009

Pedophilia

An automatic death sentence if you are in prison. >:^

At least the homicidal convicts help us get rid of pedophiles by killing them off.

by whatever August 25, 2003

Pedo stache

A mustache that a pedofile would have. It is unkempt and awkwardly unmanly. Often there is barely even any hair there and it looks like a sad attempt of a pre-puberty teen to have facial hair. Imagine Napoleon Dynamite's brother's stache but worse.

Johnny: "Hey, do you like the new mustache I'm growing?!"
Nathan: "Eww, no!! Shave that pedo stache off!!"
Robert: "Yea, John, shave that shit off; I have more hair on my ass than you do above your lip!!"

by BamBamKam November 30, 2014

Pedo

Spanish slang for Fart. All of its meanings have to do with being messed up or screwed up.

Es todo un pedo - It's a really messed up situation/tough ordeal

by VAKI5 October 2, 2005

Pedomitzvah

The 18th birthday of a person dating someone under the age of 18. (The day one becomes a pedophile.)

Ben's pedomitzvah is coming up. We shall hereby call his girlfriend "Jailbate Jane."

by DexiKiix July 22, 2007

Pedamundo

A drunken worldwide party open to everyone, popularized by John Mayer on June 10th, 2009.

You know that buzz you have 2.5 drinks in where everything in the world feels achievable? That is Pedamundo.

by drinkplanner June 11, 2009

pedosexual

1. A person who engages in completely unnatural behavior towards young children.

2. A term made up by pedophiles to try and make themselves look unjustly opressed.

Pedosexuals cannot be allowed to reframe things so as to make themselves look opressed.

by FVZA May 26, 2006