needs a dick in her syndrom

when a girl needs a dick in her snatch, 24/7. it leads to many disappointed ex-boyfriends that still fuck the girl in question on the side even tho she is seeing his friend.

dude1: devin has needs a dick in her syndrom
dude2: what why do you say that man?
dude1: she's fucked 3 different guys this week, and dating that one dude still!

by corruptedxxyouth February 23, 2009

Rusty Beef Needle

When a man with a thin Twizzler like penis fucks his girlfriend while she's on her period then sticks it in her ear.

DO ME DO ME. I love me some rusty beef needle!

by Blazin Crotch May 28, 2009

Thread the Needle

The series of motions, performed by some men when attempting to urinate while afflicted with morning wood, whereby they bend at the waist and squat while tucking the junk. This guides everything that would be sticking up back to the down position, thereby avoiding spills and crush related injuries.

What's wrong Karl, why are you walking like that?

I forgot to thread the needle this morning.

or

Roomate1: WTF, who pissed on the floor in here!?!

Roomate2: Oops, sorry dude. I forgot to thread the needle this morning.

by WeirdVanGuy December 31, 2009

Pissing Through The Eye Of A Needle

Rippin the beer shits into the shitter and its sounds and feels like your pissing out of your ass. Yeah you know those ones......they usually burn too.

I sure pissed through the eye of a needle on that one....yeah you guys thought I was pissing eh...well I wasnt.....I was shittin soup you fuckin Wikedy Wiener

by Iron James January 26, 2004

Needer

A word to describe a needle when you don't feel like saying the "le" part.

"I am going to poke you with a needer!" or "Give me that NEEDER!" or "I need to go to the store to get thread and needers!"

by Bighead Nick August 8, 2009

Thread the Needle

A sexual action in which the man is laying flat on the ground and the woman is standing direct front of him, she then jumps and does a summersault, landing with her vagina neatly filled with cock. (Some Injury may occur)

Man1: Did you hear about jed?
Man2: No, What happened?
Man1: He tried to Thread the Needle with his wife last night and she missed and snapped his cock in 2, he is now in the hospital.
Man2: holy shit!

by Who thinks of this? July 12, 2009

Losers Need A Life Too

a group formed solely for the reason of bringing informative and humanitarian aid to the average loser. trademarked in 1991 by johnstownsteel, their works include Loser..Your Guide To Living and the ever popular Losing Isn't Everything.

all works distributed by the group can be purchased at...
Lumbee Indian
2020 Winners Way
Johnstown Pa 15939
or call...
1-808-lose-err
"Losers Need A Life Too"

by lumbee indian July 22, 2008