farm machinery

Tools used to harvest crops in agricultural operations.

What do you call a barn-full of niggas?....antique farm machinery.

by gladheateher October 2, 2007

Self Machine

Someone who is totally selfish and thinks only of them selves.
And there only goal in life is to fulfilll there own need and wants. In other words most of the population of the world.

He's just a self machine.

by Judge dredd7 August 1, 2011

GOOF MACHINE

A LOVABLE FUNNY LOYAL COMPANION THAT MAKES ME LAUGH EVERYDAY,BUT TAKES CARE OF BUSINESS TO MAKE MY LIFE COMPLETE

Bobby is such a Goof Machine , he saved the day by making us all ,laugh.

by KELLOBBY December 5, 2022

naked lady machine

a computer

I am not really sure about the meaning...go to urban dictionary and look it up on your naked lady machine

by ktkay May 13, 2011

George Washing machine

Ah yes we have a washing machine running for president

It means george washing machine

by okokstopit January 12, 2021

pull-pants-down machine

A creation that is now an embarassment to its creator.

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

Ghost in the Machine

A phantom sleeper virus installed on every single PC when it is made. Exactly 2 years after you activate your new PC, the Ghost in the Machine awakens and takes over, slowly destroying it until it no longer turns on.

Symptoms of a Ghost in the Machine include: flickering, forgetfulness, random restarts, a frozen screen comorbid with a persistent hourglass, and random deletion of important files. You may also encounter multiple "errors" and be asked to solve problems you don't know how to solve. Customer support usually pleads ignorance when you call their 1-800 number.

Teacher: "Where is your homework?"
Student: "The Ghost in the Machine spooked it and I can't find it now."

by BethanyGM February 7, 2010