Joseph Pavalon

The name that ancient witchdoctors predicted would be given only to an incredibly talented individual destined to great things. (Buckthorn, 148) The day Joseph Pavalon was born will one day be an international holiday, as predicted by the soothsayers. The first name is derived from the name of many biblical figures, and is interpreted to mean that he will be a consummation of all previous Josephs. Pavalon is derived from a combination of "Powerful" and "Avalon" is a reference to the Arthurian Legend in which Avalon is a magical island. When Joseph Pavalon joins the ranks of mortals, the Golden Age of the globe will begin.

400 A.D. Man: "Oh, why is life so difficult?"
400 A.D. Other Man: "Let us pray that one day, Joseph Pavalon will be born."
400 A.D. Man: "We shall."

by Diddy Kong Racer April 30, 2010

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Joseph Skipworth

One of the greatest guys u will EVER meet. Hes hardworking, strong, intelligent, cute, sweet, and a natural born leader. Good at everything he tries and the best friend to any person. A true Marine and loved by everone. if you ever meet this man you are truely one of the luckiest people on this earth. That is how truely breath taking this soldier is.

Damn that joseph skipworth just took my breath away!

by #1love August 13, 2011

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Joseph Kaufman

Famous christian singer, known for his christian heavy metal singing in the band, "Jesus Can Metal". They are currently on tour with GWAR.

I saw Joseph Kaufman at the latest Jesus Loves Me tour, he can really sing!

by Fatigante July 31, 2016

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josephine thompson

A brunette usually with dyed hair, is funny and silly and gets super obsessed with things.

Hey who is on the stage? Oh, it's Josephine Thompson.

by ~secrets~ May 30, 2016

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josehanna

There's only one Josehanna, and she's the best, most beautiful girl ever seen, Everyone loves Josehanna!
She can make you smile even though you have nothing. She's always there for you no matter how close friends you are!

There's no words to describe how awesome this girl is. She got a very nice ass as well. She's hot af.

Her best friend is a fish. Lol.

I was very sad the other night, so i typed to Josehanna. Right now, i'm loving life. She's great.

by Karlsson_32 January 7, 2017

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