human suitcase 

when a midget in rollerskates, dress up in all your clothes... then you pull them through an airport

i got my girlfriend a human suitcase for valentines day

human suitcase by sfnaln March 6, 2011

human centipede 

A sexual position involving a girl getting triple teamed. One guy fucks the vagina, the second guy fucks the tits, and the last guy fucks the mouth.

Beth you wanna try the human centipede?

Ya totaly!

human centipede by Steel Max September 2, 2010

human flesh market 

an online store only a select few people can access. they sell all types of goods such as organs, flesh, bones, alive captives, and many more items. these items are quite pricey, but all is worth.

hey, i just bought some liver for dinner, it’s from the human flesh market.

human flesh market by drippystickycum October 15, 2019

human nugget

A super-nugget (of the backpack variety), dressed in the owners' clothes, that was so life-like that it resembled a sleeping human and scared the smelly stuff out of two hapless fools.

"Sweet mother of all that is good and pure, it's not him...IT'S A HUMAN NUGGET!"

human nugget by Lil' C July 15, 2003

human cow 

noun. when someone weighs more than a cow and a pig combine. they eat more than a cow in a single sitting. Also, when they hide behind a newspaper eating 3 mixing bowls of apple cinnamon oatmeal in one sitting.

Mino : did you see that human cow over there?
Pinto: yeah! i saw it grazing over by the oatmeal aisle
Mino: Damn! and i need to buy me some before the human cow eats it all

human cow by Motorola_Queen January 23, 2008

Human Tetris

A fun Game that More than 5 people can play in a tent what fits only 3.

Me and Rich Who are Human Start dancing like the objects out of Tetris and are freind Tish Not Glitch or Tich Videos it!!!Lol!!! Human Tetris

Human Tetris by Luscomey !!!Gobble Gobble Gobble ........Gobble Gobble March 24, 2008

Human scum 

Human scum are typically known as people from the West Coast of Tasmania. They mainly divide into groups of up to 6 people. Generally, human scum tend to pretend to be your friend and then go behind your back to bitch and mouth off about you, but are too pathetic and worthless to say it your face. They become crabby and carry on when you refuse a walk, but don't invite you out for ones in the first place. They are typically noticed posting pathetic shit and boasting about having a good time without on social media.

"Man my friends are such human scum"

Human scum by MyFriendsAreShit99 June 12, 2018