split finger fastball

when you three fingerblast, pinky analblast, and thumbdiddle all at the same time at a rapid speed

She got a hard split-finger fastball resulting in an incredible orgasm

by killertherand November 27, 2003

Fasturbating

v. The act of eating an amazing meal after a fast.

Ex. 1: "I can't wait to start fasturbating after Ramadan."

Ex. 2: "Oh yeah, that was some amazing fasturbating. I'm so happy Yom Kippur is over."

by juliocoolio December 20, 2008

Fastard

An incredibly stupid person who must be suffering from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome (F.A.S) and is also a retard.

That guy was so stupid, he's a real fastard!

by kmort April 10, 2007

Fastard

Pronounced like bastard but with an F instead. This is a term usually used in sport mostly football. This is when someone is a bastard (not litterally) for being fast.

E.G. Big P is running towards an open goal he thinks hes scored however his dreams are crushed by Carlos running up from the halfway line and catching him.

Big P: Carlos is such a fastard!

by PrezMeister September 6, 2007

Fasty

The combination of the words fat and nasty. Mostly used to put down ugly girls or fat lesbians.

"DAMNNNNN!!! That is one fasty bitch!!"

by ZackKerp April 1, 2009

Greek Fastpitch

The act of throwing an object in a vigorous or menacing fashion.

OR

To throw shit fast.

Robert didn't just gently toss the tennis racket at Bethany, he Greek Fastpitched it.

by Justin yo June 26, 2008

Fastball

infamous hashtag that is trending nationwide thanks to Charlie Sheen.

Ready for my next #fastball, world? PLAN BETTER Applies to everything where an excuse now sits. Try it. U won't be wrong. Ever. #PlanBetter

by sheener55 April 16, 2011