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crotch thunderbird 

A reverse teabag in which the teabag-ee jumps into the teabag and slaps the taint
While on my date, I tried to teabag her and she gave me a crotch thunderbird.
crotch thunderbird by GooseGrim September 4, 2022

Crotch Crickets 

When a woman rubs her legs together in close proximity to someone she is attracted to, to hint that she is aroused. (Like a cricket does to attract a mate)
Look at that girl rubbing her legs together. She has the crotch crickets for sure.
Crotch Crickets by 0hotm0mma0 November 10, 2022

crotch hockey

sex, it literally means sex
person 1: hey girl do you want to play some crotch hockey
person 2: what the fuck are you talking about

person 1: i mean sex
person 2: for sure
crotch hockey by phennotven January 17, 2023

Crotch mingle 

A somewhat crass but humorous term for sexual intercourse. (Or any sexual relations in which two sets of genitals meet and appear to have lengthy discussions).
Single and ready to crotch mingle.
Crotch mingle by Olive989 March 25, 2023

Crotch bunnies 

The pieces of toilet paper that get stuck in your crotch after you wipe.
The toilet paper was so cheap, it left crotch bunnies after I wiped.
Crotch bunnies by Jenp3108 April 4, 2023

Crotch Leprechaun 

A gay individual who is internally homophobic and gobbles on tiny penis every Saturday night. They also have mouth herpes and spread it as they gobble that micropenis.
Every Saturday on my route home, I see Nathan G being a crotch leprechaun with Ethan next to the dumpster by A&W.