Definitions by GonorrhoeaGobbler
Banging Bork
When an individual does intimate things with inanimate objects and leaves a tangy substance behind that looks kinda green. It might be an std, maybe a splash of diarrhea or a booger.
My friend did a banging Bork to my computer chair.. it smells like pure shit and tastes sorta sour.. why does she do this to all of my possessions?
Banging Bork by GonorrhoeaGobbler September 2, 2024
Ryan
Ryan eats his own shit and when he’s full he throws it at people. He visits nursing homes and pretends to read to the seniors but feeds them laxatives so they fart and shit their pants and he can breathe it in. He sleeps on a mountain of dirty cum socks and snores like a cartoon character. He most likely has a fur suit in his closet but nobody will ever know because his room is always 50+ degrees C and smells like rotting shit so nobody ever goes inside. Many people think Ryan is a cunt, and they’d be correct.
Ryan by GonorrhoeaGobbler January 26, 2024
Matthew
A Matthew is the type of person to say slurs to minorities and then becomes defensive when they get upset. He catcalls women on the street thinking they’re boys, and gets off to Rolie Olie Polie.
Matthew by GonorrhoeaGobbler July 4, 2023
Carmen
A person who would suck their superiors dick if they asked nicely enough. Her morals are to make other people happy, and happy they are. She’s the kind of person to support a necrophile because they get happy without assaulting a living person. In other words, a people pleaser.
My best friend is a carmen :(
Carmen by GonorrhoeaGobbler July 4, 2023
Leaking Luke
Leaking Luke by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 23, 2023
Tuna Sandwich
When someone eats out an individual with female reproductive organs that have not been washed in a long time, and it smells like tuna.
Tuna Sandwich by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023
Butt Nugget
When someone is being rude and looks like a squished up pile of meat that was just shit out of a man with kidney stones.
Butt Nugget by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023